Dixie Normous

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🚨🚨INSANE STORY🚨🚨

Former #NFL head coach Bruce Arians once CUT a player for parking in HIS SPOT at the team’s practice facility.

Former British Olympian Lawrence Okoye accidentally took Arians’ parking spot after arriving late.

Arians: “There weren’t any parking places, so he just parked and came running in… Tough sh*t bro. He has a different sense of entitlement having been an Olympian. He is a talented guy. . He ought to go to Oxford.”

One of the toughest coaches in NFL history.

😳

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Y'all be some h*es, but y'all still some damn good mom's.
#HappyMothersDay

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@Dodgers E. H. Hernandez for my mom being a huge Dodgers fan!

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@Khanstillday @YSKPod #Peyton said a hippo. I'm choosing the sloth bro.

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@MattWalshBlog @TheJoeySwoll knew he had to apologize because his followers are primarily soft ass, little pussies that complain about the smallest things. Take a page out of The Rock's book and stand your ground.

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@ShedeurSanders is looking real #BoCallahan right about now. #DraftDaySequel #NoDiddy

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@AcrisureArena Fair prices for parking. $50+ for an event is ridiculous.

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@YahooFantasy The interception on the raiders hail mary last play. I lost.

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

After dating aggressively for 2 yrs in a major American city (Dallas) here are the objective lessons I learned (I'll keep adding as I remember):

1. There are good women you just most likely will have to settle on looks/weight, debt, and ethnicity (if you're willing to deal with it)

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@MassProduct Problem is people aren't maximizing their taxes around the year. They wait for the big check at the end of the year and don't realize they can get that money throughout the year.

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@nflrums Well if he had grasped the 49er offense, he'd still be on the team but good luck cowboys lol

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

Trevor Bauer was accused of rape by a girl he was dating, Lindsey Hill and as a result he was put on leave by the MLB.

Two years later, we’re seeing Lindsey’s text messages between her and her friend where she said that Bauer was her “next victim” and that she needs “daddy to choke me out being an absolute whore to try to get in on his $51M.” She also said that she was going to his house and asked her friend, “What should I steal?”

This was a pre-planned, and well thought out plan to destroy Trevor Bauer’s life and reputation.

Lindsey Hill should go to jail for double the amount of time that Trevor Bauer would’ve went to jail for had he actually raped her.

Situations like this happen all too often and the women who falsely accuse men are never held accountable.

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@NBCS49ers He couldn't learn the offense enough to stay on the team lol good luck cowboys

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@instagram I can't authenticate my phone number and can't log into my account. How can you help?

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@tankdpk How much if I buy 5? 🤔

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@AcrisureArena Carin Leon...no se, piensalo.

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@joseph_ossai you just handed the Chiefs that win. Absolutely dumbest play ever.

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@tankdpk It's only a misdemeanor tho. Need to up it if he wants to be traded to the raiders.

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@MassProduct Something brain related for sure.