Thomas Nelson

[King Valeiker 👑 @lolvaleiker]

not even close

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Madison, Wisconsin

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Bartenders when you ask them to change the channel from a replay of yesterday’s horse races to the very popular college basketball tournament

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette

[Bobson🌱Dugnutt @f_a_infinityy]

Please, just call me dawg. Big dawg was my father

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Nigga said he could go song for song with Future #GetTheBroomsOut

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

Unfortunately for Bad Bunny no performance in San Francisco will never top Future's at the 2012 NFC divisional

[...... @ASAPYams]

LORD PRETTY FLACKO JODYE TELL THESE FUCK NIGGAS HOW U BEEEEEEN

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Soup Fucks.

[Thomas Nelson @ONEChAIn1]

Then I palm trees🥺

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

back in 2024, when they had to shut down the New York - Ireland portal because people didn’t know how to act 😭💔

[LoL Esports @lolesports]

🏆 @T1LOL ARE THE 2025 WORLD CHAMPIONS! 🏆

[Thorin @Thorin]

Can you edit out Riot Games' entire history before you were fined $100,000,000 for sexually harassing the women who work for you? Wouldn't want to be associated with people like that, right?

[Abyss (follow for bangers) @Abyss_ix]

Knight & Aiming reading this

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

WNBA Warns If You Throw Anything On The Court, You Will Be Forced To Attend 10 More WNBA Games https://t.co/OFhb8cQhZW

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

This might be the best SNL skit in the last 20 years

[mau @rllydu]

im using heavy machinery that you cant operate while taking medications you cant pronounce

[AB @AB84]

Barrack saying sorry to Michelle for the affair with Jennifer Aniston…