Misroch

one soul, not two!!! they/them, gender is a silly human construct and it is beneath me.

[brimstonevalleymall @bvmpod]

🔥 SEASON 2 COMING OCTOBER 31 🔥

Video by @thegoblyntown

[Misroch @ONESOULNOTTWO]

@BellowsOfHell You were eating the stock!!! I can’t sell my corndogs if there are no corndogs to sell!!!! Do you think those things just grow on TREES????

[Trent (from Hot Topic) @MallSamaritan]

// WE'RE BEING PERCEIVED

[brimstonevalleymall @bvmpod]

Hey. Um. We're crying? We're crying.

And wow, what an expertly executed summoning ritual. We can feel it worki-

ANNOUNCEMENT COMING SOON.

[brimstonevalleymall @bvmpod]

YOU SURE CAN

[brimstonevalleymall @bvmpod]

THIS IS SO POWERFUL

[Misroch @ONESOULNOTTWO]

| | : yes i reposted our video twice no one can stop me

[De(laney) Yelena's Version @DeTalks2Statues]

3 demons and an Angel and a Trainee walk into the mall...

(This is your sign to listen to @bvmpod)

[Trent (from Hot Topic) @MallSamaritan]

// You can wear anything to the anime con if you want to. They can't stop you. @bvmpod

[Misroch @ONESOULNOTTWO]

@BellowsOfHell What do you think, Xaphan??

[Misroch @ONESOULNOTTWO]

Because *someone* doesn’t follow sanitary regulations.

[XAPHAN @BellowsOfHell]

Why does Misroch wear clothes with his apron but Asmoraius does not?

[Misroch @ONESOULNOTTWO]

@ASMORAIUS_ “Of course you did! This is just like you! Probably hoping to catch whoever the fuck under here…” They’re muttering the last part a bit weakly — and finally taking a little step back, just trying to gain their footing back.

“You’re the one blocking the way!”

[Misroch @ONESOULNOTTWO]

[ @ASMORAIUS_ ]

“Oh, you’ve got to be FUCKING kidding me?!”

Of course. /Of course/ they’d find Asmoraius lingering under here — probably waiting to catch his next victim ( or his angel ) underneath it. The distaste is obvious on the demon’s face as they glare between Asmo +

[Misroch @ONESOULNOTTWO]

@ASMORAIUS_ They sputter, fighting the steadily growing urge to step back and away, flight or fight definitely about to kick in ( too close, way too close — ).

“B-because- why the hell do /I/ have to leave! You’re the one who put this stupid plant up! I don’t have to follow anything!”

[Misroch @ONESOULNOTTWO]

@ASMORAIUS_ slightly panicked ) laugh. “Ha! You wish! I’m not /human/ I don’t need to follow this- whatever the fuck THIS is-!”

[Misroch @ONESOULNOTTWO]

@ASMORAIUS_ Well — now they might be regretting not running away. Maybe. But they’re not sacrificing their pride for — for /this/!

“Of course you would.” A scoff and a scowl, neck craned upwards slightly to look up at him.

Eyes widening slightly, before letting out a harsh ( maybe +

[Misroch @ONESOULNOTTWO]

@ASMORAIUS_ to the demon.

“Did you fucking do this?? You partake in this stupid — HUMAN tradition??”

[Misroch @ONESOULNOTTWO]

@ASMORAIUS_ They tell themself firmly that they are /not/ going to back down, even as Asmo takes a step forward. They have half the urge to just jump up and rip the stupid plant from the doorway above their heads.

Instead, they set their hands on their hips as they turn their glare back +

[Misroch @ONESOULNOTTWO]

[ @SColumbidae ]

“ABSOLUTELY NOT.”

Belzagor was one thing. Asmoraius was another. But an ANGEL??? Of all things???? At least the other two were DEMONS!!!

[Misroch @ONESOULNOTTWO]

/ / : THIS ONE could be fun