Ron the Cat

Hi, my name is Ron. I specialize in being handsome. I think life is a party so I wear a tux everyday just waiting for the next great adventure...YOLO

[themetrics @usethemetrics]

I just ran the NFL model and it's going to be a big NFL Sunday. I have 3 big plays and 3 moderate plays.

When this hits 500 RTs, I drop all 6 plays here.

Let's go 📊📈

[themetrics @usethemetrics]

BIG Monday Night Football play on deck.

The game starts in 35 minutes - I drop the play when we hit 500 RTs.

I know we can do it. Then, we take that DONKEY DICK ENERGY and dominate this game 🏈

[Ron the Cat @ONEeyedRON]

@mallorybitterma Ok... this was wild

[Ron the Cat @ONEeyedRON]

@PatrioticPaige @mallorybitterma What about that one time I was the runner?

[Ron the Cat @ONEeyedRON]

@mallorybitterma This is why you and @PatrioticPaige are friends...

[Ron the Cat @ONEeyedRON]

@mallorybitterma @Bree_Lynae I can’t even talk about this because the fire inside me rages when I think about this

[Ron the Cat @ONEeyedRON]

@mallorybitterma @PMSettle @PatrioticPaige @katieallen20 I feel this one in my soul

[Ron the Cat @ONEeyedRON]

@mallorybitterma My uterus would give you nugs and say #same

[Ron the Cat @ONEeyedRON]

@mallorybitterma #camplifetilthenextlife

[Ron the Cat @ONEeyedRON]

@mallorybitterma Omg Mal, all I did was post a trump gif on your Facebook #dramatic

[Mal @mallorybitterma]

Don't let the muggles get you down !

[Ron the Cat @ONEeyedRON]

Me: George, do you want to Facetime with Paige and I at the reunion?
George: Paige isn't going to the reunion
Me: *my reaction below*

[Ron the Cat @ONEeyedRON]

@PatrioticPaige Same

[Ron the Cat @ONEeyedRON]

@mallorybitterma Happy Birthday....

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Saturday got me feeling like…

[Mal @mallorybitterma]

My waistline says salad but my heart says Taco Bell