That Guy In Your Bath.

professional bad bitch fumbler.

[That Guy In Your Bath. @ONLYTYLANSB]

It's hard to be depressed when the money's in your account.

[Luu🇿🇦 @sk1tguru]

Teams that are eliminated from the World Cup:

1. Qatar
2. Haiti
3. Turkey
4. NOT SOUTH AFRICA🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[That Guy In Your Bath. @ONLYTYLANSB]

I’ve BEEN saying we’re in a G-unit soldier pandemic

[7% (or better) 🇯🇲 @gregNEVERchills]

Everywhere i go, it’s bitches in jortz and timbs. Nothing sexy out here. Just a bunch of DMXs with edges.

[Mr Bat @linda_mot]

Leaving your car at the car wash with the keys is peak irresponsibility. You deserve whatever bad things that happen to your car. Sit and watch those niggas like a hawk as they wash your car.

[Ajibola @4jibola]

you can lock in without deactivating your socials btw.

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

I will burn a bridge while standing on it just to remind you i don’t mind swimming.

[That Guy In Your Bath. @ONLYTYLANSB]

Me when fine shyt starts making eye contact from across the spot

[Tasha 😋💦 @Tasha1644]

Are there men who pretend not to see women staring at them??

[not a good woman @rii6ual]

I don’t go to the gym to be healthy, I go out of pure narcissism

[BAM @SolidBam]

i know i smell good but i like it when u tell me

[That Guy In Your Bath. @ONLYTYLANSB]

Going through her phone

[Alex @dubsa98]

Ok what exercises lead to this kind of definition? Curls? Triceps? Rear delts? Shoulders? All of the above?

[That Guy In Your Bath. @ONLYTYLANSB]

30% balloon

[Jos 🇿🇦👨🏿‍💻 🚗 @JosiahThobejane]

100k net with no kids 🫣

[🥂 @ThubelaKamo]

Isn’t the balcony supposed to be like out… idk if I’m making sense 😭😭😭

[That Guy In Your Bath. @ONLYTYLANSB]

My mental health flourishes everytime I step outside and remember I drive a nice car.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

chase everything you want, except love and d£ath. they'll find you when it's time

[That Guy In Your Bath. @ONLYTYLANSB]

Dying in Utah of all places is NASTY work

[That Guy In Your Bath. @ONLYTYLANSB]

Ong

[s @serotonen]

aint seen tweets this funny since the queen got packed

[That Guy In Your Bath. @ONLYTYLANSB]

Gwababs would’ve saved you from this

[Cathy🙃 @CathymadeIt]

I thought this guy was slow, so I made the first move
Nigga told me he was not interested 😭

[That Guy In Your Bath. @ONLYTYLANSB]

They don’t make em like this anymore

[That Guy In Your Bath. @ONLYTYLANSB]

Games gone soft.

[The Race @wearetherace]

McLaren will ask Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri how they want the team to celebrate when one of them wins the #F1 drivers' title this season, so the losing competitor is factored into how it is handled:

https://t.co/dBwsDgNsmZ

[That Guy In Your Bath. @ONLYTYLANSB]

When her YouTube got shannon sharpe in the search history

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

when her TV is on HDMI 2 and nothing is plugged into it