Josh O'Neil

Simple life, country life

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Out enjoying the #NoShoesLife @kennychesney 🍻

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A beer walks into a bar. The bartenders says what'll ya have? The beer is gone...because it got drafted

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#Hashtag

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Bring back Quizno's Subs... You know you remember the smell of that cheesy meatball roasted sub after opening the wrapper #Quiznos #Ragratz

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Shouldn't have sold by Pokémon cards on the bus the last day of HS #Ragratz

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A kangaroo hops into a bar. The bartender says what'll ya have? The kangaroo says HopARoo. Bartender pours a hoppy beer.

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What do you call a chair with no wheels? A chair.

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A penguins best friend is a tuxedo

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A Santa walks into a bar. The bartender says what'll ya have? The Santa says naughty or nice. Bartender pours a Gi(ft)n and Tonic

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A cat purrs at a bar. The bartender barks back at the cat, what'll ya have? The cat purrs back Purrty Good Beer. Bartender pours a Port Beer

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A snowman rolls into a bar. The bartender says what'll ya have? The snowman says something chill. Bartender gives snowman a cup of ice.

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A barbell walks into a bar. The bartender says what'll ya have? The barbell says more. Bartender adds more weight. Barbell below...

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New Year, New Me? Gtfo!! New beers, new places ! #Hashtag

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FUCK DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!!! I NEED A BEER!!!

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As the new president of Twitter I will get rid of the daylight savings time #JoshForTwitterPresident

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A mirror walks into a bar. The bartender says what'll ya have? The mirror reflects the bartender. The bartender pours himself a drink.

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A glove walks into a bar. The bartender says what'll ya have. The glove gives him the finger and walks out.

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A light bulb shines into a bar. The bartender says what'll ya have? The light bulb flickers a light. Bartender pours light beer.