Dude I just found out that there are 19,000 more single men in Denver than women. How am I supposed to gaslight, gatekeepe, girl boss, under these conditions???????
On a 3 way call with Mike and Brandon
Mike: I think I’m manic right now
*proceeds to sing the entire Danny Phantom theme song & decides to bleach blonde dye his hair tomorrow*
@ThatMikeDoyle@b3doyle
Me: Do you ever just wanna drive straight on a curved street?
Wifey: No, I wanna drive straight on a hill
Me: girl I’m a mandated reporter!
Wifey: I’m a mandated reporter too!
REVERSE UNO🔁🔁
🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️
@lorenaarmx
“Keep calm was my number 1 song for so long and now it finally changed! It changed to hasta la muerte so it’s not exactly any better…we’re still a sad bitch 😚✌🏽”
-@lorenaarmx