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[Keith McHenry @keith_mchenry]

Don't buy diapers at Walmart or you baby could be shot and killed. They paid for the diapers yet were accused of shoplifting because so many people in America do shoplift diapers because we can't afford anything let alone diapers.

[your_moms_house @OPleaser2]

@imfynerthanfyne And she's right tell her to hmu 🙏🏼

[The Road Jess Travelled @JessPected]

Imagine if women counted men failing to give them orgasms as "withholding sex." Imagine if they considered a lack of orgasms justification to cheat. Men are failing to realize just how considerate women actually are, while demanding more.

[your_moms_house @OPleaser2]

@OrwellNGoode Also...5 years is almost half the kids life I think I'd be upset if anything that was there for almost half my life disappeared

[Your Fave's Fave @_ItsMarisWorld_]

sure thing! as long as men get the sex ed lesson that women get the same cramps men do when denied orgasm, except we are denied orgasm exponentially more often

[your_moms_house @OPleaser2]

@angelflesh3 As a child I thought they must be what Percy Jackson meant by ambrosia of the gods like fr, but now I'm grown and I pay for my own dental care and I can't afford the cavities 💀

[your_moms_house @OPleaser2]

Yk I think the term "white trash" is problematic but I'll be damned if this aint the likes of the most redneck inbred hillbilly bullshit I've ever seen and I've been in Auburn, AL on A day. This might as well be my family reunion ffs

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

Happy 250! Thousands of rednecks on the front lawn in front of a fight… What could possibly go wrong?

[your_moms_house @OPleaser2]

@E98Zzz @nickimoraa Checks out that a man wants access before signing the dotted line. Financial transparency was talking about the debt. But he assumed her score was bad so he didn't care to ask, but when he saw it was good he only thought about how HE could use it without even asking her. Vulture.

[your_moms_house @OPleaser2]

@LexiconLass "blue balls" but I thought we all had to "take responsibility" for our own orgasms? 🤔 Go jerk off buddy? Just like women do after you roll over.

[your_moms_house @OPleaser2]

@LexiconLass Not that I would give a FUCK even if it was the worst pain ever, but they whine so much I'll never trust them to tell me something actually "hurts". I've seen them sick, getting tattoos, getting their balls hit, etc. and they act like they're dying anyway. Like get over it fr 💀

[your_moms_house @OPleaser2]

@E98Zzz @nickimoraa That's fine I own my house and I wouldn't put a man on the title.

She told him about the debt. She kept her credit score to herself which he wanted to take advantage of immediately after hearing. 🚩 He wants access to her finances before they are even married. 🚩

[your_moms_house @OPleaser2]

@DARKFANTRSY They fucked up the bastard test which is part of the whole plot. Explain Sansa, Cersei's children, and John Snow/"Aegon" now 💀 like??

[your_moms_house @OPleaser2]

@creepydotorg So he was off a key when he wrote Duma Key? That explains it

[your_moms_house @OPleaser2]

Trying to soft launch that I want my situationship to chase me down in the woods at night as foreplay. My opening?

"You like the game manhunt?"

Let's see how it goes boys 🙏🏼

[your_moms_house @OPleaser2]

The unemployment crisis is so bad people are actually telling each other to kill themselves over this harmless observation

[lea @gaydotlea]

its so cool the three cities ive lived in make a triangle

[your_moms_house @OPleaser2]

@Myjuicyfruits @jejessxvrpw Doing God's work 🙏🏼 ty for your service 🫡

[your_moms_house @OPleaser2]

@playym8te No clocks, no outside people not even social media, and constant surveillance as well, it's a wonder no one has reached psychosis yet

[your_moms_house @OPleaser2]

@teachrobotslove These comments are proof of why it was a mistake to set male anatomy as the default bc now men think every fucking body functions just like theirs.

[your_moms_house @OPleaser2]

I think the WWE should be considered for the tony awards