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My sister-in-law being her brilliant self.

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honk

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Now I’m going to FUCKING hug you, and you better not bother me for three hours.

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The car’s yelling at me because I don’t have my seat belt and I’m going to Crash Bandicoot

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30 rice is not a lot of rice, actually.

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7 + 3 = 10. This is the better number [than 72].

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Seventy-three is like... seven plus three. Isn’t that great??

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@SeaWorld 👀

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You put me in this fucking bathtub and make me do these stupid twirls.

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Now we have to watch the Bee Movie, I’m sorry.

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That’s fucking stupid, Mio.

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It has a butthole. It is superior.

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Don’t be an awkward disaster.

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You stupid pineapple. You think you’re smarter than me.

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I love bird 🙂

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This is how women get murdered - by meeting Chad. 😠

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I’m sad. I’m gonna eat the pink thing.

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You could have lived your life, but you had to be nosy and now you’re dead.

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Forgive me. I’m a frog.

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We can combine the fries. They can be ✨friend fries✨

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Time crunch!

Crunch, crunch, crunch…

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Hat