Orlando Scampington

Author, Thought Leader, Dreamer, Visionary, Believer In Unlimited Human Potential.

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It's M.O.N.D.A.Y

Motivated
On track
Nachos for breakfast
Day
Always hustling
Yo, pass the nachos

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Eskimos have over 200 words for “snow” but only one word for email marketing (“email marketing”)

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"what if... your oven hood was... had these... like wheels?"

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Working Nights And Week-ends Is The Righteous Path. Now Redouble Your Efforts, You Moon-faced Muscle Donkeys. Daddy Needs More Railroad Tracks.

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Real #leadership means knowing how to prioritize your day. Kudos to @elonmusk for taking time ou of firing 50% of #Twitter to respond to these quality users.

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Some #business perspective on the Twitter layoffs.

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Inside sources at #Twitter report that Elon Musk is "constantly clogging the 4th floor toilet" and hurriedly blaming it on an intern named "Meelon Husk"

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Internal memos provided by this same source show a company-wide letter from Jason Calcanis forbidding employees from "talking about the non-existent bathroom issue internally or externally ... or referring to Mr. Musk as 'Ol' Dumptruck Ass' "

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Our “Diversity In Tech” panel #diversity #tech has received some criticism that we’d like to address. First off, when Chad, Chip, and Tucker first proposed this idea-

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Slack is down. Hit me up with any questions on tech, leadership, careers, 10x growth, growth hacking, and pickles and I'll answer as many as I can.

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Unlike other old-fashioned slow-to-the-line VC firms, we here at Hamburger Capital will pay you on the spot in HmbrgrCoin (hamburgers) if we like your pitch.

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Good web team leaders will find a a way to bridge the gap between UX (User Xylophones) and UI (User Irish bouzouki)

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Death: The Ultimate "Unsubscribe"

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@connorcirillo The truly Advanced business-person knows that it's really "label cakes"

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Are you guys saying "table stakes" or "table steaks"? I'm saying the right one fyi. Just wanted to know what you guys are saying. Thanks.

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"Point Break" Remake Fails To Generate Real Buzz At Cannes

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BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg (land pirate, chicken molester, and chronic fridge defecator) says Facebook won't be 'arbiters of truth'

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Elon Musk Promises "Fleet Of Nose Submarines" To Help Stop COVID-19

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New talk show is live. Exclusive A-list celebrity guests.

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