✨ not so sugar, baby✨️

menace to society

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇦🇷🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

Here's a clip of Nairobi Morgue from 2007/2008 PEV

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Ukinunua Prado tu hivi ,watu wa Prado Wana kushika unatolewa akili unawekwa mbegu ya maembe .

[Ziick01 @50boyziick]

Kilimani niggas are never beating the Allegations 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[Kendi @Iam_KendiH]

Okay okay….the Kenyan Christian influencers popping up pregnant and unmarried is always so hilarious to me🫣😅

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?

[Flavian💙 @flavian_dalia]

He was interviewing and answering himself🤣🤣

[Nyandia Gachago, ACIM @Nyandia_G]

Guys we need to speak about Lichuma until he is found

#FreeLichuma #FindLichuma

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.
You asked. You shared. You demanded it.
So we're bringing it back. The Gallery of Ruto's Lies returns for a special re-air today—the Eighth Day.
🕤 9:30 PM
Don't miss it. Only on KTN.

#ChekiKTN #FactsFirst

[Ayobami🌸(blue tick) @not_abayomi]

Rebranding 3 quarter leggings to capri pants is so funny and it’s still ugly regardless.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

When the devil wants to destroy you, it first makes you mad. Aren't we witnessing and seeing madness in our country's leadership now?

[Sideways for attention,long way for results @Dialmaterialist]

The expressway is an elitist project meant to bypass public sector inefficiencies, which never lasts.

Public sector dysfunction can't be held at bay for long.

I have a solution though - an expressway on top of that expressway. Then an expressway on top of that one.

[✨ not so sugar, baby✨️ @OStaceyy]

Another holiday done, another sickness unlocked

[Peng @Acedouglas_01]

Someone who’s cruel to others and kind to you will eventually turn on you.

You can count on that.

[✨ not so sugar, baby✨️ @OStaceyy]

Level 11,000 of Candy Crush. Mnipee kazi sasa 🧎🏽‍♀️

[✨ not so sugar, baby✨️ @OStaceyy]

After a very long hiatus, we’re on level
10,000 of Candy Crush 😭

[Otunba Tobi @25tobiloba]

People who do GRWM to work have TIME, Real time. Every time I wake up for work, I have less than 30 mins to be ready, and every second is accounted for. The day I add "good morning guys" to my morning routine is the day I'm officially unemployed.

[Patpat💗🌺 @_num4]

Fuck Ruto, fuck his ugly family, fuck his illiterate cabinet, fuck everyone who supports him, infact fuck his dog too 🚮

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Why do airplane tickets have to be so expensive!! Having separate continents is so stupid retweet if you miss pangaea