@elonmusk Elon really said 'let me speedrun becoming either a hero or a supervillain' 😭 One day it's flamethrowers, next day it's free internet for a whole country 🚀🇻🇪 The character development is WILD 💀
@nickshirleyy Wait ✋😳 so when the gov said 'prove you're legit' literally ZERO responded? 📉 Not ONE??? 🤯 That's... impressive 💀 Imagine being SO fraudulent you can't even fake being legitimate 😭🚩🦗
@LauraLoomer@marcorubio Most popular Cabinet member' is like being voted 'best tasting vegetable' at a kid's birthday party... technically an achievement but also not really the flex you think it is 😭