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[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

Men realizing that they are actually the prize is what annoys women the most.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[. @tosinmm_]

That’s funny because

[T-BAG🇫🇷🩺 @tbagcity]

Hii gas nayo iishe nirefill nifikirie mambo ingine,Sipendi kuishi na uoga bana😂😂

[Locked in daily @OutwestLock]

1st time having somebody fuck yo bitch is a very instrumental moment to the development of a young man

The younger it happens to u, the better… I was 17 when it happened to me… You don’t wanna be 30 yrs old experiencing that shit for the 1st time… That’s how niggas go crazy

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @Weeleey6]

Hii nayo hunimaliza ajab😂

[. @LAHXLLUClNATlON]

the way he instantly dropped the gay shit when it wasn't selling anymore😭

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Lakini kulipa 30 heads of cattle plus Goats kwa mtu amedinywa miaka kadhaa for free as dowry, doesn't sit well with me. Let's be honest

[OAOF @FuriaRoja1917]

No existe ningún país llamado América.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Architecture was better when the cocaine was clean and people prioritized spaces where they could stay up and talk all night

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when u finally get her & realize why she was single:

[Matt Hayes 🇮🇪 @matthayesthfc]

I was just thinking France's attack with Portugal's midfield would win every World Cup ever... then I realised we call that team "Paris Saint-Germain"

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

Gucci bags are in the closet of this home

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

This cameraman deserves a massive fucking raise

[St. Bervon @bavonski]

The Kenyan music industry is so small, it's a small circle of mutuals. If you're actively in it, you're two people away from doing drugs with your favorite artist.

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

He’s like the sophisticated version of Future. I know y’all see it

[𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚊 🌱 @gaialect]

The volturi

[BLINDER @peakyfkn]

You have that look that would turn a house into a home

[KWEKU THE HUSTLER @Urchilla01]

Listened to mockingbird again today and I wonder why it took me so long to clock it was Eminem who stole that money 💔💔

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Sakira.