Opelika Black Bear

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

@kudzu43 I got my nipple pierced

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

@wsfa12news are all these people lawyers? Who cares if people agree with a legal issue or not? They're stupid. Even a bear can see that.

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

@cherylreneewtvm you better work a beauty filter, girl!

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

@wendy_lou78 @JoeMcAdory I prefer a nice surf and turf and a great rose in the summer, the #opelikablackbear

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

@wendy_lou78 @wbir how old so you think I am?

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

@wendy_lou78 @AURaccoon just reading my texts from last night. I was clearly drunk.

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

This humidity is hell on my hair. Frizzy city. Thank God the @oanow didn't take my picture today!

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

Let me just reiterate to folks...leave me and my family alone. We'll literally eat yo ass. Also, put some respeck on my name

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

@wendy_lou78 @AURaccoon I don't know they banjos are fighting, but I that is not my weapon of choice. I'll cut a b*tch

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

@kudzu43 That was drunk Uncle Earl. That fool.

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

@DanaSulonen chile...yes. Some fool can't keep a bear down. Now the word is out they got the good shit in Opelika, we all coming for a shot

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

@wsfa12news bow down people, the bears are coming. You cannot stop us with our Kia Sorento...

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

@oanow believed to be a bear? Great journalism, OANews.

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

Y'all need to stop with the fireworks. Dang!

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

@MaggieMae_AU @wsfa12news it ain't me! But I did post all about my Adventures on my family's private Facebook group page

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

@DanaSulonen nope, my butt is still sore from falling out of that tree in Opelika yesterday

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

It ain't me y'all https://t.co/UJ9KWQ9ciE

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

@TheAUPlainsman there go my dreams. I'd be a better Speaker than that dufus was. #opelikablackbear

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

@ewhitewtvm I am NOT a prostitute! There was that one time in Phenix City but I don't think that counts

[Opelika Black Bear @OTownBBear]

@AuburnU I had a great plan but somebody had to call the game warden. #snitchesgetstitches #opelikablackbear