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Class of 2014 student somehow still living in Athens.

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Bentley Hall withstands a continuous 4.5 earthquake.

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OU officially bans smoking on campus grounds, says that now the only way to tell if someone is cool or not is by their leather jacket.

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@OU_Confessions Be a girl.

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Parents on orientation excited to learn about all the helpful academic resources their son will never use.

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Welp I graduated today. Thanks for all the love, don't worry though because we've hired another editor to replace me. Stay tuned!

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Senior pick up truck owner is running out of excuses to not help friends move out.

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I don't mean to be nostalgic, but this is my last year reading emoji heavy tweets about air bands.

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@cdelgallo32 Hopefully you meant shoutout!

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.@JennyHallJones what are the odds we don't have classes tomorrow due to the weather??

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#WeatherUpdate it's too cold to sleep alone tonight...Ladies.

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The students who think classes should be canceled because of the cold are the students who skip class because the weather is nice.

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Passive agressive roommate enters the 3rd day of silently protesting doing the dishes.

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"@woubnews MT: City of Athens reaches settlement with business owners over proposed strip club." Fingers (and legs) crossed.

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#Breaking: The really really cute kitten that was always outside your house is really really frozen to death.

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It's our 2 year anniversary! To celebrate all the bars will be offering specials. Just say "OUHeadlines" and absolutely nothing will happen

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After a number of secret alliances, VP Anna "Khaleesi" Morton has successfully taken back her family's right to the Student Senate throne.

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Student senate Pres. Nick Southall was tazed and arrested for disorderly intoxication, no words yet if he is actually "sorry for partying."

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Let's go Bobcats! Bring home a win!! #BeefCurtainsBowl

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Coach Solich initially refused to travel to St. Petersburg due to the "God Damn Soviets."