OU RA'S

*NOT in any way associated with Oakland University or its affiliates

*RA Parody account*

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Fuck you

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@iamcardib @rushing_asia I bet Nicki would allow it

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Anyone have an extra taser? Bout time motha fuckas learn how to listen.

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Ayo first night whos tryin get mip'd???

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Ay, you still a bitch.

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Ay yo, fuck you have a great summer

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I can't wait until I'm 21 and an RA! I can't wait to bust people who are drinking but be able to go back to my room to my wine! But don't worry it will be locked in my fridge!

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Nobody:

OU elevator: OUT OF ORDER

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Currently suspended from my rounds for using a baton on a toddler who was not signed in to night watch.

#SCtop10

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What a weekend. Confiscated the following!

-5 lighters
-7 hot plates
-some blow
-couple bottles
-a cat

Not a bad grab.

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Thinking about partying tonight? Better think twice.

#immagetyourass

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@trxll_torey You mean cluster fobe ick?

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Ya'll think i could write up a prof for bein a bitch?

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Had to settle a roomate dispute because some girl used anothers tampn. So a fight to the death will solve this one.

#lookslikeascenefromsaw

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This how i take down people running through the dorms.

#athletic

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Thinking about gettin laid tonight, hml, low on contraband need to snag some more.

#sneakyhoe

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Got a massage today for my shift tonight. Feelin spicy ready to get my ass some new candles.

#bathandbodyworks

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Damn just lost 2 followers yall savage. Gonna be on my hoe shit writing everyone up tonight. 🖕

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In honor of my 69th follower, free 6ix9ine.

#daddy