OU Turnt Wisdom

THC, Netflix and cats.
OU forever

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Can i make Cluster Cunt a thing?

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"Suck my dick"

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"I never said i was a role model"

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Is it time to go back to Athens yet?

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I don't have a problem with it. But apparently other people do

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I need an app that tells me if I smell like weed before I leave the house/ get out of my car

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Really over waking up early for no reason

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In 2012, more than 150 girls were named Khaleesi.

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Steve Ells, founder of Chipotle, earns about 72 times more money than President Obama in a year.

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Me:

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The rain makes today 100 times better.

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Because still being responsible today. Just doing it high af ✌🏻️

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Bartenders are more likely to over-serve drunk patrons if the bar is poorly lit, the music is loud, and the patron is a woman.

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People who stay up late are more likely to be late to events, regardless of how conscientious or responsible they are.

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If you didn't smoke at 4:20 am on 4/20 are you even a stoner?

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#13Fest tomorrow means we have to deal with people who can't handle OU

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Throwing a bitch fit in 3...2...1...

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My liver is a tank