OU Butthurt Diaries

I chronicle the hilarious meltdown of OU football fans on social media. Triggering butthurt Sooner Boomers and making them look at my follower count. 55-19

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OU fans in November 2021 over Lincoln Riley / USC news

vs.

OU fans in May 2022 over Lincoln Riley / USC news

#OUDNA

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@Rocknes_Ghost You're fuckin dead just like the ND program so STFU Knute

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@Adam_Dowling1 I ran like a bitch from bowl game now I'm running from TBOW of all people 😭We know why ND is scared to schedule real competition early in the season. Fuckin pussies

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@CFBGuy999 This tweet didn't go like your dumbass thought it would 😭

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@CFBGuy999 Us real ball knowers know that it's Notre Dame whos the bitch made program here. Scared to play USC early in the season you you pussies quit the rivalry. And fuck you for making me defend TBOW.

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@PrairieReportOU I was right as usual. They callin us CHOKELAHOMA again smh

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I was right as usual. They callin us CHOKELAHOMA again smh

[The Prairie Report “Grass News” @PrairieReportOU]

A fine wine

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@brucewang67 @3DSooner Us chokin at home with a 17 point lead is better? Aged like fuckin milk. Almost as corny as a cracka like you pretending you Asian on the internet 😭

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@bruce_straughan Nah, Notre Dame is the bitch made program here. Ball knowers know that you pussies were scared to schedule USC early in the season. We know why. NIU broke yall.

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@JohnMassingale4 You Notre Dame pussies are the cowards. No amount of bullshit tweets are gonna change what's factually true. Fuckin Irish cowards.

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@Re2pectsport These Notre Dame dipshits really pretending like they're not the one's duckin USC? 😭 You pussies schedule like cowards and won't play them early in the season all because we know how ND teams are early on. NIU broke yall pussies 😂

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@WeAreNDFans COWARDS

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@georgewrighster This nigga lookin like squidward throwin out fake ass narratives when Notre Dame the ones duckin them. Yall Oregon clowns really just out here trollin giving shitty takes like this 😂 Fuck you for making me defend TBOW too.

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@BrettHoffmanjr @CBSNews @stoolpresidente @CBSSunday @tonydokoupil We StAnD WiTh DaVe

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@CBSNews @stoolpresidente @CBSSunday @tonydokoupil Dave Portnoy is a pussy and a crying lil bitch. Soft little man.

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@CollinRugg Portnoy is literally the same piece of shit as the guy who punked him 😭

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@VincentZannella @AdamBreneman81 @tjmcaulay The QB threw a pass and didn't punt so therefore he's a QB on that play. Crazy how a genius play call has everyone talking in circles 😭

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@kbender4133 You Pedophile State fans can't call anything bush league either. Your garbage program literally ignored minors getting molested. Sit this one out Pedo State.

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@kbender4133 Only pussies like you call everything bush league. This isn't baseball you fuckin casual.

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@IrishFly3r @AdamBreneman81 Dumb bitch said "the FOWL" 😭😭😭

Typical Notre Dame moron.

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@DickBuescher Spoke to your mom on Friday.

Expect her to continue working marathon hours on the street corner.

This isn’t a one-off.