Iβm at a golf course bathroom pissing in a stall with 100 split 50/50 tickets and a fried bologna sandwich wrapped in foil in top of it. Didnβt make a single putt.
As a fantasy football punishment my friend has to stay at a bar that opens at 6 AM and doesnβt close until 2 AM
For every drink he has during his stay, 30 minutes gets taken off the total time he can leave.
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Getting older is just realizing that everything you say is a travel is not a travel to the young bucks, they have no idea that itβs 2 steps no matter what, fucking gather step is for homos.
I think itβs time we have a legitimate conversation about this person. What the fuck is going on here? If this is real I think my brain is gonna explode into a billion pieces.