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Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

every ironman in the story is called something like Rolf the Rapist

[Caiman | Private Investigator @CaimanPI]

Maybe putting a retarded South African and his army of faggot software devs in charge of government spending was a bad idea

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

my take on the topic du jour? well. i agree with some of the involved. as for the others they must be shot in the street like dogs

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

How the Vault 101 Security officer looks at you after Amata hands you the 10mm pistol

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

@BenMFreeman Guy earlier today asked me if I was cut. Wouldn’t let up about it. Felt like a red flag but whatever.

Shot him what I thought was a pretty good pic. Instantly blocked.

It just never fucking ends.

[turbomander @turbomander]

what’s the matter, alchemist? can’t handle the truth?

[asoiaf out of context @asoiafooc]

— tyrion ii, a storm of swords.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

This is it. If the visions are true, today, during the last stretch of my walk, I will be ambushed and clubbed to death by a band of demihumans. They will strip the clothes off my corpse and wear them. They might also mock my voice, which has been described as gay-adjacent

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Medicine has come a long way since then, so let's not make the same mistake.

[Mortarion @Kronkoft]

@YoungerPope That would be me

[Maryam Haj-Hassan @maryamhajhassan]

@jtimsuggs George why

[Riley 🐀 @Tranz_Ferdinand]

Asha going "hey why don't we try to build something lasting and make our lives better for once" and Euron going "how about instead we just keep indulging all our worst impulses forever" and the people all choosing Euron was very believable. That was published in 2005, too!

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. 💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW. 🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨

[The Mysterious Fucking Detective @bladesbaseee]

If you're scrollin by and ya happen to see this.... take a moment to stop and..... brood mysteriously….