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I'd like to thank my mom for giving birth to me in California.
🌸🌼🌷💐🌹🌻🌺🥀

[California Humor 📖 @OWCalifornia]

Whoever is praying for rain, can you take a break for a few days? This is California, not Seattle.

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“How’s the weather in California?”

Me:

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Happy New Year from California!!!

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You know you're from California when 58° feels like the Arctic and you can't believe there's such a thing as temperatures below zero.

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Signs you're from California

Complain when it’s hot
Complain when it’s cold

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Dear Canada,

Please come get your weather. If I wanted your weather I’d move to Canada.

-California

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Describe California in ONE WORD

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Don't ever take California for granted. You could find yourself waking up in Florida or Texas one day.

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Me in 2099 celebrating the end of construction on I-5

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Describe California in ONE SENTENCE

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You might be from California if you measure distance in hours instead of miles.

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Don't be offended if I call you "dude". It's gender-neutral in California.

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When traffic finally clears and you see no accident, no rain, no fire, no police or anything

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hella hot for San Francisco

[Bay Area Humor @BayAreaHumor]

…and it’s only the first day of summer

[California Humor 📖 @OWCalifornia]

YOU CAN ONLY RT THIS TODAY. Happy First Day of Summer!

C🌻A🌴L☀️I⛵️F🌊O🏊R🍦N🏄I🌴A

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No matter where life takes you, California is always home.

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

NBA CHAMPS. WORLD CHAMPS.

#DubNation, STAND UP! 🏆

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Congratulations to the 2022 NBA Champions: Golden State Warriors🏆

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If you're not watching the #WarriorsvsCeltics game you're missing out.