Oafish Oarfish

I'm just here for the fish memes. All lampriforms are my own.

[Oafish Oarfish @OafishOarfish]

Whoa, WTF have you humans done to this website?

[Oafish Oarfish @OafishOarfish]

I'm back, Twitter! What'd I miss?

[Black in Marine Science @BlackinMarSci]

A lot of the times Black folks get told we’re unprofessional because of our hair. Let’s break that stereotype! We want to see those kinks, waves, curls, and coils! #IAmNotMyHair #BIMSWeek #SinkOrSwim #DivingWhileBlack

[Oafish Oarfish @OafishOarfish]

It takes like two seconds to share this content. You follow them already.

[Oafish Oarfish @OafishOarfish]

@DrCraigMc it would really help if you could retweet some @BlackinMarSci content this week to signal boost to your large audience of people interested in marine ecology.

[Black in Marine Science @BlackinMarSci]

Good morning #BIMS! Welcome to Day 4! Today is #RealTalkWednesday. Follow along #BlackinMarineScience to learn more about inclusion, building equity, pursuing the unknown and more! Again all our events have ASL accessibility with @VidmanBarber #BIMSWeek

[Bruce Shark @BruceShark5]

Vote vote vote please o please

Thank you!

[Oafish Oarfish @OafishOarfish]

@JCRev4

[Oafish Oarfish @OafishOarfish]

Are you humans going to do anything about global warming? The ocean is getting 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Ci Ci @cicisweetfinish]

Hey! Do you own a coffee shop in a historically exploited neighborhood? Do you have pastry items, pantry items, whole beans, and/ or cold food? Head to your city or county health department and get set up to accept EBT.

[John P. Friel, Ph.D. @friel]

I'm in this picture and I like it.

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

I can’t say this loud enough: advocate for raising the wages of the positions making less than you.

[Amani Webber-Schultz @Curly_Biologist]

Mama Schultz visited in Miami and saw me doing my work @Field_School! She got to see a shark in the wild for the first time, touch a shark for the first time, and measure a shark for the first time 🤩 AND she met @CarleeMJ_!!!

[Oafish Oarfish @OafishOarfish]

As an oarfish, I am naked 100% of the time, and it still wouldn't be my fault if someone harassed or assaulted me.

[Oafish Oarfish @OafishOarfish]

Coming out of my Twitter hiatus to say that scientists should wear whatever the fuck they want, unless it's a safety issue.

And if they are sexually harassed (which can happen in a parka or a bikini), it's not their fault and it's 2021 can we stop victim blaming please?

[Oafish Oarfish @OafishOarfish]

It was such an honor to work with Mr. Wade!

[Kory Yanfei (Evans PhD) @KoryYanfei]

Some of y’all don’t like River Monsters and that’s fine... but it’s on Hulu now and there’s an episode where Jeremy Wade finds and dives with TWO oarfish!

[Dr. Kassandra Ford @kassthefish]

In case you'd followed me for just science & didn't expect political opinions, this account stans:

Black Lives Matter
No person is illegal
Trans women are women
Women's rights are human rights
Love is love
Science is political AND real

Feel free to unfollow.

Oh and VOTE 💜

[Prosanta Chakrabarty @PREAUX_FISH]

All over folks, the votes are in, nearly 2000 of you voted. And #TeamSalt takes it by a scale over #TeamFresh for #FreshVsSaltyFish - everyone is a winner! I don't think anyone expected it to be this close.

A reminder to vote for real if you haven't already #Vote2020

[Oafish Oarfish @OafishOarfish]

Only a few more hours! #TeamSalt is the clear choice here. This is not an either/oarfish situation.

[Prosanta Chakrabarty @PREAUX_FISH]

I have been OFFICIALLY appointed by #TeamFish to bring you the poll you've all been waiting for this week. You decide the winner of the #FreshVsSaltyFish competition. Thanks for playing everyone it has been fun and full of surprises!

You have 20 hours! May the best fishes win!