the scrub oaks (parody account)

PARODY ACCOUNT not the real scrub oaks account

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Mountain Water?

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@xXjade_oneXx Nvm that’s fair plus no seasonal depression

[the scrub oaks (parody account) @OaksScrub]

@xXjade_oneXx No

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Y’all fuck with Boise? We r playing treefort this year! Can’t wait!!

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@dlabby012 We like ketamine

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Ask a question about the scrub oaks, we will provide an answer

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@JustinTyme29 We do not keep clean the family of mountain oak trees we are named after

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Rosa is on the chicken couch, I think she smells some chicken.

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“Chicken couch”

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Everest isn’t real no one has ever summited it

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@jadeon_122

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@jadeon_122

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Fuck the lakers (band) if you are going to the monarch house tonight make sure you are a bit late so you miss them, they are a bunch of fucking annoying ass idiots that are just copying bands like us and the djinn etc. fuck the lakers #lakersisoverparty

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@thelakersband99 Fuck you guys

[Are You There God? It’s Me, Vitamin Ox @CaptainXanadu]

Say what you will about The Plain White Ts they have the worlds most apt band name for what they accomplish musically

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@JustinTyme29 @The_Djinn_Band @k4mbree OMG thnx

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@jadeon_122 Yes!

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“Hey once you guys get a better drum set you guys should come back” - bills warehouse

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Apparently some people don’t like the crowd we bring to shows which is funny cuz we bring like 3 people