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[Joice🤍🇧🇪 @Joiceoflagos]

If you love a man genuinely, just know your life is going to spoil

[The Traveling Doll 💕🛫 @TheeMelMarie]

Jiggling in jeans is TALENT. I’m no better than a man 😩 I love a bomb ahh body. 😂

[Chioma Genia @eugeeyy]

"good morning ml"

Ml as in milliliter?

Does spelling out "my love" cost more data?

[Folaa🫧 @lolabillionss_]

“When my babe asks my friend if we enjoyed the girls night-out we had two nights ago”.

Me to my confused friend:

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

Detangling a necklace or any piece of jewellery is so frustrating 😭😭

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

I want to host a party
Entry: Free
Exit: 100k

[DimezIsDope™ @DIMEZZ]

You not that nigga then.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me when I find funny content on TikTok and then read the comments:

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I hope you make enough money to walk away from every situation you hate

[pops. @Mphod0lsk1]

A “ CHILL “ day out with friends is a 1k

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

being called by your real name in a relationship actually sounds like a divorce.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I refuse to work hard at my job anymore. Only just enough. That’s all.

[Hot girl named STAR!⭐️ @Starlithottie]

My salary is already facing so many trials and tribulations and it hasn’t even arrived yet

[isa @elisaposting]

girls be like "i needed this" and it's just a weekend of abusing substances with their best friends

[Noluthando Ngcobo @LuthandoFuze]

Catching feelings is the worst. You become a premium bhari

[Chibuikem Uchenna @BuiltByBuike]

Whatever you do, pray for the ability to see your own sins, your own hypocrisy, and your own shortcomings. Never get so carried away pointing fingers that you forget you, too, fall short.

[Zizi🌸 @yonwaba_mzizi]

You sound like a nightmare to work with

[bwoah 🇿🇦 @MsMamma_]

Referring to my man as chomi >> 😭♥️

[ᵛᵉⁿᵒᵐ ◥ ◤ @RUBL3D3V]

I have a serious question for those who pretend they can read while listening to music...

Why are you lying?

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I don’t understand how breakfast makes me hungry again in 2 hours but when I skip it I can go almost the whole day without cravings.