Michael_general lee_brower

KA class of 86 | bama allum #lank | cheap liqour and soft 6 enthusiast

[Michael_general lee_brower @OasisSlowinski]

@emmaspharmacy Lookin like my uncle #would

[Michael_general lee_brower @OasisSlowinski]

NGL if I was boning Erica Kirk I think the eye contact would be more scary than hot. Still would tho. #would

[Michael_general lee_brower @OasisSlowinski]

Sources close to me saying that the main suspect in the brown shooting may or may not be The Alabama frat consulting guy. More to come on this soon.

[Michael_general lee_brower @OasisSlowinski]

Been told by some associates I need to be more active on this account. From this day on “general lee” brower will be committed to supplying your BV feed with shitty retarded content

[Michael_general lee_brower @OasisSlowinski]

When ai takes over the world they will spare me because I say please and thank you to ChatGPT

[Michael_general lee_brower @OasisSlowinski]

If you have a body count over 5 and try to have a political conversation with me I will call you a whore and disregard your opinion entirely. #stupidbitch

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Almost a week into winter break and my past few days have consisted of: smacking the pen, cranking hog, watching tv & smacking the pen while cranking hog and watching tv. #fuckmystupidlife #imissdrinkingwithmyfriendsatschool #bullshit

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@shedurrrr Looks about pitt

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Whenever you are having a bad day, no you aren’t. Look at Sherron Moore, now that’s a bad day.

[Michael_general lee_brower @OasisSlowinski]

@Samuel_Will70 This account has been compromised

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@69420yourmother I’d say it’s not a bad song itself but the amount it’s played I wouldn’t mind never hearing it again.

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@handyonmystick A recent addition to the taco mama beverage list. Wasn’t a huge fan but my buddies enjoyed it.

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Up late thinkin about how I still hate my junior year history teacher. Fuck you Marie. Fucking bitch.

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@johnstonmiles1 Johnston, beached whales are known for there ability to explode randomly due to gas buildup. Just a heads up for your safety. Best, Michael

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Throwing in zyns you can’t afford in basements you can’t pronounce

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@mccouched Godspeed

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@sizzlemyizzle69 I fully support this

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@yungnutdrag Exotic mango tastes the way a comedown from a bag feels. The fact it’s even on your rankings is deplorable.

[Michael_general lee_brower @OasisSlowinski]

@JazzMarty12 Either his parents are cousins or he has fetal alchohol syndrome. Trust me, I am a victim of both.