The Jay Agenda || 00:00:00:00

(He/Him) #WeWereHere ~ I’ve got 99 problems and they're all red balloons. Dungeon Master (not the sexy kind). Writer for @HardDriveMag.

[The Jay Agenda || 00:00:00:00 @OatToaster]

Watch this video I wrote the script for! It’s my pride and joy and it’s here to ruin Animal Crossing for you.

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Animal Crossing: New Horizons is So Beautiful You Can Almost Forget It's a Rehab Facility [REVIEW]

[The Jay Agenda || 00:00:00:00 @OatToaster]

Petition to start calling cannabis “chillantro”

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

How, I Dunno, the Fuckin Numa Numa Guy Led to the Formation Alt-Right

https://t.co/MgnPP3EOAU

[The Jay Agenda || 00:00:00:00 @OatToaster]

When asked whether they solve their problems by talking or fighting, 100% of anime characters I polled replied “yes”

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Can we talk about Bill and Melinda Gates or is that not considered PC?

[The Jay Agenda || 00:00:00:00 @OatToaster]

#FinishInfinityTrain because it’s truly one of the most touching, funny, and thoroughly compelling shows I’ve had the pleasure of watching.

[Mike Trapp @MikeWTrapp]

A statement:

[The Jay Agenda || 00:00:00:00 @OatToaster]

New Zealand is Canadian Australia and that is the hill I will die on

[Dan Salvato @dansalvato]

teach me how to doki

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Cancel Culture falsely implies the existence of culture.

[gw33333b 🆗✖️ @halfway_zen]

um,, out for a hike and i just found these??? should i climb them ??

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

if you're feeling down on your luck when it comes to dating, just remember Representative Matt Gaetz didn't have a high school girlfriend until he was 38

[The Jay Agenda || 00:00:00:00 @OatToaster]

What is anxiety if not the mental health equivalent of “the call is coming from inside the house”

[The Jay Agenda || 00:00:00:00 @OatToaster]

Just asked a Taco Bell employee how they were doing and they said “taco-tastic.”

Based on the tone of their voice, I can’t be entirely sure which one of us wants to die more.

[The Jay Agenda || 00:00:00:00 @OatToaster]

Pronouns are great and all but when will amateurnouns have their time to shine?

[The Jay Agenda || 00:00:00:00 @OatToaster]

You’ve heard of fetuses, now get ready for handuses

[The Jay Agenda || 00:00:00:00 @OatToaster]

@CrankGameplays Is this what having a nut allergy is like? Asking for me.

[The Whole Wheat Post @nutrismash]

3 Guided Meditations That Will Have You Saying ‘What The Fuck Is The Point Of This’ https://t.co/Ue0LYPiXfw

[James Willems @JamesWillems]

That antifa army I've heard so much about will be swooping in any moment, I'm sure.

[Joe Tilleli @sorrywrongjoe]

I can't believe Caillou getting canceled has caused this much outrage