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Plans and schemes of a socialist nature, less than dubious intentions

Member of the DSA, views are my own

Do it for the funny, not the money

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This yart tastes like straight pool water.

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@DemSocZed I agree, golf is stupid

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@themeasuredtake More brain activity than Mitch McConnell

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@LouAnonAnon Baby eater rallying against man who says eating babies is bad

And also racism

[Carl Barks @theCarlBarks]

trump on 8/21
never forgor

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this diva who ran into the senator who took her healthcare away ate him UP so bad, iconic😭😭😭

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@brent858 This is the kind of shit that pushed me through the alt-right pipeline. Being a social control freak isn't noble, you're just being annoying.

I'm far left now and they honestly annoy the shit out of me even more.

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@susravioli It's such a good issue to pounce on. Everyone hates those fuckin things.

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@themeasuredtake He hasn't learned geography yet, once he gets to high school he'll figure it out.

[Popstonox @Popstonox]

Oliver Larkin confirms interest in becoming DSA spokesperson to @PlaybookDC

"We're going to have an amazing freshman class of Congress that includes a lot of DSA members. If that's something the organization has a strong interest in, I think that's a great opportunity for me."

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@turnleft_here That doesn't even look like Abdul, they just put his beard on some random dude

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@OatmealVendor LMAO I am not suicidal!! I can swim!! I don’t do hard drugs!!

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@themeasuredtake Obligatory "I am not suicidal" post

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@lgbtqiarchive If he steps up to my plate, I'll beat his ass. Croaky wormbrain bitch should shut the fuck up and go back to his raccoon dick collection. Better yet, he should go see a shrink and maybe get his shit together.

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@Now_we_Revolt Keep in mind some honestly don't know, and we should seek to teach them. There is a massive amount of people entering politics for the first time, and without our help they will be led astray.

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@postlexical Yes child predators are evil, but going open season is also evil. They should be prosecuted to the full extent of the LAW, and once proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt, then you can mulch em.

People are so eager to achieve moral high ground that they actually abandon morals.

[OS2NOX @OS2NOX]

Aug 18th is gonna have so many interesting matchups here's a thread of them all

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@susravioli @NancyMace It's also funny because tattoos are taboo to her voter base

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@DerKlownstein @DreamLeaf5 The other comments on this are braindead. Non-offending pedophiles should absolutely get the help they need to prevent an offense. Any pedophile that admits the evil inside and seeks help is not a criminal.