Oba....

no such thing as a life that's better than yours

[Oba.... @Oba_Mooko]

Weekend ke monna bbz. Here today, gone tomorrow..

[😊🌸 @ButterRomance]

Once you’ve dated a, “can I come pick you up or should I send you fuel money to come to Gabs for dinner?” It’s hard to go back to a, “tell me when you’re in Gabs” kind of guy.

[Raymond Reddington.⭐️⭐️ @therealfunkyb]

Tlebe tops ya tswalla banna @Nedbank 💔😔

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

your partner can’t be stolen from you, they chose someone else.

[sunflower🪷🌞 @not_abayomi]

He’s so annoyingly cute 🤣🤣🤣

[B N S L @_BNSL]

He was picking up his wife from church that night. Being her source of safety. What do you even say when your protector comes back home in a coffin? Mxm 💔

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

We hired a new VP named Michael Lee.

Unfortunately we already have a Michael Lee.

He works in the warehouse.

He's been here 11 years.

New VP gets:

[email protected]

He immediately messages IT.

“Can you move the other Michael to michael.lee2 and give me michael.lee?”

No.

He asks HR.

HR asks me if we can “prioritize seniority.”

I explain that the warehouse Michael has eleven years of email history tied to that address and changing it because someone with a nicer title arrived would be insane.

VP reluctantly keeps the 2.

Warehouse Michael finds out.

Changes his Teams display name to:

Michael Lee (Original)

By Friday the VP is being referred to as Sequel Mike.

He has asked IT to intervene.

Unfortunately nickname management is outside our support scope.

[Musa 🔪 @OVOMusa]

Update: I’m officially a free agent 😭 🕊️

[Oba.... @Oba_Mooko]

💯

[My views @DondaSthembiso]

The best Gin by far.

[Mhlonishwa @Tayo_555]

I was so sick one time, umamncane bought me meds and delivered them to me.

While I was chilling with mamkhulu the following day, I asked her to pass me my meds kanti the meds had umamncane’s full name and surname on them 🕊️😭

[Oba.... @Oba_Mooko]

Ba hedile ba nnete. 😭

[Scholastica @Nsemeke_]

I told you I wasn’t interested in a relationship. You said we could just be friends. I didn’t block you.

You started calling, I had no problem with that. Then you said you had no data and asked me to subscribe for you. I did.

Few days later you passed an exam, I congratulated you like a good friend. Next message? You’re telling me what to gift you for smashing it.

I thought you were joking. You called to remind me. I played along and you foolishly said Apple AirPods.

It’s not your birthday. I’m not your girlfriend, we’ve never seen each other and I have never asked you for anything.

You even had the nerve to say we should buy it outside the country.

[Oba.... @Oba_Mooko]

This used to happen to me. So glad I don’t have to deal with that lunatic anymore. Yoooh.

[Zay Morales @cilviademox]

my day ruined before 9am, I hate being in a relationship dawg.

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ🤍 @Bigdebs222]

May cheating men continue to meet crazy women like Fola🧘🏾‍♀️

[Prince. @ThePRINCEVIIII]

Who thought we would see the day that a married man is dragging a side chick 😭

[23 @sinatraxxiii]

I have been reluctant to speak publicly about a private matter, but what has happened over the past few weeks has gone beyond a personal disagreement. It is now affecting my reputation, my home, my wife and my family, and I believe I need to put my side of the story on record.

[23 @sinatraxxiii]

This is the reason for this smear campaign. More screenshots below.

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Imagine waking up to this ?? 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

Heartbreak really wants an audience

[Oba.... @Oba_Mooko]

An overly ripe tomato 😭

[ya momma hoe ‼️ @RickRossPizza]

What immediately ruins a burger for you 😫👀