Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome

Retard, Nympho, Obese. Father to none, helped birth one. Child support denier. One legged, quadruple amputee

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

I have a science experiment that will be taking place this afternoon at 6pm. I will be taking the elderly with Alzheimer’s from their retirement homes and/or hospital rooms to an abandoned parking lot to attempt to prove that you can, in fact, forget to ride a bicycle.

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

This blew up

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

I didn’t even cry on 9/11 fr

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

I didn’t even cry on 9/11 fr

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

At work im either kirkin hard or charlie kirkin, no in between

[Sandy Beach Shells 🇺🇦🌻🌈 @sandratrevino72]

🚨Breaking News 🚨
Mitch McConnell's team has released a Proof of Life photo.

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

Pulled out the cob and started shucking it, got arrested for indecent exposure

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

Trying to suck my own cock really has me bent out of shape

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

Worms yearn for the dirt but my worm only wants a gumjob

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

Fat bitches having a minimalistic house has to be inspired by uncle ruckus

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

The globalist rodent and controller of the weather, Punxsutawney Phil, is a traitor to the country and needs to be charged to the fullest extent of the law.

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

Did a purse candy spread on your granny and she gave me gums till i was raw

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

Princess peach told me your toad was small and she had to have Mario get in her pipes

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

Tub thumpin my chubawamba in traffic rn

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

On Halloween during segregation were there two candy bowls

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

@FuckSubway69 @JDVance

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

Gump my Bubba till I Donald @JDVance

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

Smelled a violently fragrant pussy while shopping for dishwashers at @Lowes today. Smelled like dirty hands with a hint of armpit

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

Yeah! Everyone hurry and go enlist as an 11B, before it’s too late!

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Protests are erupting across America tonight.

“WHITE MAN FIGHT BACK”

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

Is this a skit

[The Black Tucker Carlson Jr 🇺🇸 @B1TuckerCarlson]

20 kids shot at a catholic school: zero conservative tears

Charlie Kirk gets shot:
https://t.co/FuHBNMfmTi

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Haywood Jablome @Obama16ProMax]

Mr. Soob E. Doo found deceased in his home, aged 69. Mr. Doo left behind a daughter, Barbara, a Wife, Cindy Loo Who Doo, and an Air Fryer. His services will be held at the John F Kennedy National Airport on April 20th.