I have a science experiment that will be taking place this afternoon at 6pm. I will be taking the elderly with Alzheimer’s from their retirement homes and/or hospital rooms to an abandoned parking lot to attempt to prove that you can, in fact, forget to ride a bicycle.
The globalist rodent and controller of the weather, Punxsutawney Phil, is a traitor to the country and needs to be charged to the fullest extent of the law.
Mr. Soob E. Doo found deceased in his home, aged 69. Mr. Doo left behind a daughter, Barbara, a Wife, Cindy Loo Who Doo, and an Air Fryer. His services will be held at the John F Kennedy National Airport on April 20th.