Obama Claus

I'm the Socialist Santa redistributing toys to all the good little socialist girls and boys! I countdown days until Christmas for American Awakening since 2010

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

1 last gift b4 I go will be #ExecutiveOrder to end #SantaTracker. Only you should be spied on and tracked. Not me. #ObamaClaus

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

It's awesome landing the sleigh back between these huge #GreekColumns! Glad I found another good use for those. #ObamaClaus

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

Its #ChristmasEve on the BETTER side of the world. I'm giving them ALL of your toys right now, its also 1 last apology tour. #ObamaClaus

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

3 days to go before I go about toy redistribution. Feeling bummed it's my last time out. Depressed #ObamaClaus. @VP make me laugh please.

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

5 days until #Christmas! I got the elves slaving away while I hit the course a few more rounds. #ObamaClaus

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

Only reason to keep #coal around is so I can deliver it to all the capitalists I don't like on Christmas. #ObamaClaus

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

I wanted to update yall on the days until #Christmas. But $#^*...letz be real here. I'm on the way out, so just don't care! #ObamaClaus

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

20 day fools! I'm dishing out some awesome #executiveorders this #Christmas! #ObamaClaus

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

@georgiadeee @YugeMilo @BarackObama #ObamaClaus always delivers!

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

Happy December comrades! 24 days until I redistribute the toys! #ChristmasCountdown #ObamaClaus

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

Another #Thanksgiving with @VP ...another turkey fire. Still gonna miss ya Diamond Joe. #ObamaClaus

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

40 Days Until #Christmas! Plenty of time left for me to screw up your holiday one last time! #ObamaClaus #POTUS

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

Working on beating Kim Jong Il's golf records. I love having important stuff to do! #ObamaClaus

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

Now 363 more days of sitting on the beach and golfing. Then back to taking all your gifts one more time. #ObamaClaus

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

@SpeakerRyan My beard is better.

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

The fundamental transformation of Christmas is here! The redistribution of gifts is on! #ObamaClaus #MerryChristmas

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

1 day to go suckers! #ObamaClaus with lots of sacks to confiscate your guns, fun, and cash! #MerryChristmas #SocialistSanta #ExecutiveOrder

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

#ObamaClaus checking in, 2 days until Christmas! If lucky u might get some carbon credits. Bad kids get broccoli. Coal is being confiscated

[Obama Claus @ObamaClaus]

Busy making the yuletide gay! All you bakers getting ready for Christmas, you'll just have to like it! 3 days to go! #ObamaClaus