Obamna

[Obamna @Obammana]

I don’t read I’ve seen what it does to people

[Obamna @Obammana]

Started talking to a random nerdy white guy at my office and he was the janitor

[Obamna @Obammana]

@metabolic_print Was it you who posted this before or all you guys just sharing prompts

[Obamna @Obammana]

The tiny Ecuadorian woman at McDonalds who gave me Diet Coke by mistake is trying to spike my cortisol and make me less beautiful

[Obamna @Obammana]

@dan_equmcr Idk just looks good feels good when I take it

[Obamna @Obammana]

Anabology vit e seems to actually make your hair better (not shilling)

[Obamna @Obammana]

@Thermobolic Orally

[Obamna @Obammana]

Running test with ru58841 + the anabology stuff and my hair looks better than before

[Obamna @Obammana]

Rare groyper graffiti

[Jakub @jakubflow]

Endurance running = cortisolmaxxing

Sprinting = healthmaxxing

They're both 24.

Guess which one is an endurance runner and which one is a sprinter.

[Obamna @Obammana]

@timpjohansson Is the picture on the right you?

[Obamna @Obammana]

@aptdenouement

[Obamna @Obammana]

@aptdenouement This is the plot of Memento

[Obamna @Obammana]

Might get real serious about stretching my hip flexors

[Obamna @Obammana]

@aptdenouement

[Obamna @Obammana]

Ok pinned again now we’re back I’ve never felt an emotion before nor will I ever again

[Obamna @Obammana]

The subtle sense of helplessness and despair that creeps back in during my two week tolerance break reminds me why its correct and good to take steroids to wageslave

[Obamna @Obammana]

The subtle sense of helplessness and despair that creeps back in during my two week tolerance break reminds me why its correct and good to take steroids to wageslave

[Obamna @Obammana]

Sit back and imagine a world where your wife or gf simply cannot talk to you unless she’s within earshot, consider that this was how it always was before Benjamin Netanyahu taught women how to read and send text messages

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

There are many many aspects to modern dating that are simply horrific but Texting With Women might be the worst of them all, I'm an oldhead from the Before Times and can remember when Texting With Women wasn't such a big part of dating and it was 1000000x times better

[Obamna @Obammana]

POV you have a female friend

[Obamna @Obammana]

It’s really cucked how little control we’re given over our own algorithms, I tell spotify “a little less gay” or “no black women” and it pretends to have no idea what I’m talking about