𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍!

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ❛ 𝑶𝒏 𝒗𝒂 𝒗𝒐𝒊𝒓. ❜ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀@UnsettledDust, I had him on the ropes. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! @ObdurateValor]

https://t.co/Oeq37j9dRp

[QUIET AS A CAT! @coycIaws]

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don't just get smart,

˚ ༘✶ ⋆｡˚ ⁀➷

GET 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍.

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[𝖙he man, 𝖙he myth, 𝖙he legend. @odetoichor]

https://t.co/M9CbW9f1Ev

[𝐹𝐸𝑅𝐺𝐴𝐿𝐼𝐶𝐼𝑂𝑈𝑆. @ungodIyrex]

https://t.co/156rhhfkLH

[ℳ. @ghastlyomen]

https://t.co/ytSXiiubaP

[𝐺𝑂𝐷𝐿𝐸𝑆𝑆 𝑅𝐸𝑃𝑅𝑂𝐵𝐴𝑇𝐸. @beIIatorregina]

https://t.co/CVvNPTWFV7

[𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐍���� 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑。 @goIdenlegacy]

https://t.co/2cd57XASo1

[‎ ‎ ‏‏‎ ‎ ‎𝔪 . 𝗐𝗂𝗇𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋 . @flawedmatriarch]

https://t.co/0ytcxu8RFb

[𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! @ObdurateValor]

Yes. Yes, it is.

[𝓇𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿, 𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝘀𝘆𝗺𝗯𝗼𝗹. @arustingheart]

Is it because I said I’d crack you like a walnut—

[𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! @ObdurateValor]

Grounded from this ass, actually.

[𝓇𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿, 𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝘀𝘆𝗺𝗯𝗼���. @arustingheart]

Opens hands.

Steven, darling— come get this di-

[𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! @ObdurateValor]

Consider it a lapse in judgement, hm? The ego certainly doesn’t do the trick for him. The cruelty could do him some good.

[𝓇𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿, 𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝘀𝘆𝗺𝗯𝗼𝗹. @arustingheart]

/Duh./

America’s golden boy was, like, seconds ago? Begging to receive thee treatment. Depriving him of that bragging experience would be exceedingly cruel, and entirely unusual. “Oh, sure— I believe you, cupcake.”

[𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! @ObdurateValor]

if she did that, all of the beauty would be gone. and, really, he’d rather not be stuck with the rest of them.

[𝟎𝟎𝟕. @byathreads]

no, no, it’s alright — groaning, sitting — she’ll be fine.

they’re all acting in ways that make her want to take a very long, very permanent dirt-nap.

[𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! @ObdurateValor]

don’t take orders from you, feather-head.

[𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! @ObdurateValor]

would she like a massage? he doesn’t want her sore.

ah. the hoe-ing of barton, hm? and tonio. he hears barton ruffling his feathers earlier.

[𝟎𝟎𝟕. @byathreads]

she’s = displeased ( and he can’t call murderers cute, it’s against the rules ) with the direction this evening has taken.

and, like, her whole body hurts.

[𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! @ObdurateValor]

almonds are the best, actually.

[𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! @ObdurateValor]

taste.

[𝟎𝟎𝟕. @byathreads]

i prefer pecans.

[𝓇𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿, 𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝘀𝘆𝗺𝗯𝗼𝗹. @arustingheart]

Text me some crazy shit and then act like it’s my fault.

Is this really your Captain America?

[𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! @ObdurateValor]

NO. YOU WERE NOT.

[𝓇𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿, 𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝘀𝘆𝗺𝗯𝗼𝗹. @arustingheart]

I WAS TALKING ABOUT WALNUTS, YOU MANIAC.

[𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! @ObdurateValor]

A disgruntled noise, averting his gaze. He opened a bad can of worms, he just knows Tonio is going to be ( insufferable ).

“Legs are closed. Extremely so. Can’t get them open with a crowbar.”

[𝓇𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿, 𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝘀𝘆𝗺𝗯𝗼𝗹. @arustingheart]

He’s grinning— empty hands and all.

“I bet you were, super metabolism. I bet you were.”

[𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! @ObdurateValor]

AN ENTIRE LIAR?? IN OUR MIDST??

[𝓇𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿, 𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝘀𝘆𝗺𝗯𝗼𝗹. @arustingheart]

That’s so crazy, he said all of that absolutely unprompted.

[𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍! @ObdurateValor]

SNATCHES THE PHONE AND TOSSES IT.

“I was drunk.”

[𝓇𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿, 𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝘀𝘆𝗺𝗯𝗼𝗹. @arustingheart]

Scrolling idly through phone.

‘“With open legs, Tonio, to do with as you,’” gaze flicks upward, making some ( solid ) eye contact. “‘Please?’”