Eoghan

[TMNT @TMNTMovie]

We found the Zombie Kid a.k.a Jonathan! He still has an awesome face paint job and is here with the first review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: #MutantMayhem! Get tickets now and see #TMNTMovie in theatres Wednesday.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Texas’ infant death rate has gone up by 11.5% since last year.

Is this what being “pro-life" looks like?

[Eoghan @ObearERS]

@Gameplanr If you're really the @Gameplanr, can you tell me what's up with the Jets script?

[New York Giants @Giants]

sko𝑳

[Taylor Decker @__taylordecker]

Shoutout @FedEx for losing a perishable 24 hour shipment of a month supply of milk for my newborn, and responding that there is nothing they can do, and will not reimburse me. What a joke.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Nick Foles last image as an alive QB was snow angels

[Eoghan @ObearERS]

@BarstoolBigCat Kayvon Thibedeux doing snow angels right next to the corpse of Nick Foles

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Kadarius Toney running his first route for Patrick Mahomes.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

@Billyhottakes @elonmusk @ianbremmer let me know what he says

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

Kenny Pickett after throwing his first-career INT:

[Eoghan @ObearERS]

At least the Bears can kick field goals now @BarstoolBigCat

[Eoghan @ObearERS]

@BarstoolBigCat You just got Danny Dimed

[Eoghan @ObearERS]

@JoeIavaroni @MetsBeatReport Sick Facebook meme my guy

[peckhead @h3ckdaddy]

Decided to decline my $20,000 loan forgiveness. Grind never stops. I wish Biden would ADD $20,000 to my debt just so I can grind even HARDER

[Kyra Wiaterowski 🍋 @PhantasyFFkyra]

The devil works hard…

But AB’s translator works harder

[Nathan Marzion @nathanmarzion]

Still the funniest sequence of tweets I have ever seen

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Me preparing to join this Zoom meeting just to say “no updates from me”

[Heavyweight Thanos @FinalXNotices]

Was scrolling through TikTok and I found a new sport 😭