Martian#BF0127

Future vet tech with a splash of geekery and a sprinkle of salt.

[KONMAI @ EVO2026 and BITE9 @Konmai573]

Real talk worst part of the day is going to sleep hungry and waking up not hungry

[Martian#BF0127 @OberonsJ]

@TheBiancaDelRio is the mean voice in my head.

[Martian#BF0127 @OberonsJ]

@Konmai573 "Wednesday has been canceled due to a scheduling error. " - Cecil

[Martian#BF0127 @OberonsJ]

Thanks @NightValeRadio I work in veterinary medicine and will never see a beagle puppy the same way.
#whosagoodboy?

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Let’s make Twitter better right now for everyone.
Every 10 minutes I will post a puppy picture of me to this thread.
Please reply with cute pictures, wholesome memes, babies, nature pictures, things you are proud of and retweet this thread to get it treading. #empathywins

[Martian#BF0127 @OberonsJ]

Look at my man, kicking video game ass. :p

[KONMAI @ EVO2026 and BITE9 @Konmai573]

I made it out if my pool?

Wait. WHAT?!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Willie. In his short life he’s already survived parvo and pneumonia. Now with a compromised immune system, he’s battling a neurological infection paralyzing his hind legs. He’s a strong little floof, and you can help him keep fighting below. 13/10

https://t.co/eQppdR9XeA

[Martian#BF0127 @OberonsJ]

When it comes to #depression and #anxiety, do what helps. They fight with no logic, and sometimes we have to as well. So watch that scary movie. Eat that hot pepper. Hug your pillow. Sing sad songs. Do what you have to. It's ok.

[Martian#BF0127 @OberonsJ]

Sometimes, #NightVale feels more like home than home does. Horrific events and all-- my dog doesn't even like dog parks.
#Lovecraftian #podcasts #WTNV #welcometonightvale @NightValeRadio #Allhailtheglowcloud

[Martian#BF0127 @OberonsJ]

@bunsenbernerbmd Bunsen bookmarks for when I'm studying science.
Bunsen teaches science coloring book
Pins that I can attach to my bags
Science themed dog collars/ leashes

Ok that's all I got right now.

[Martian#BF0127 @OberonsJ]

@Mediocre_Mack Wait, can I call you sexy?

[Martian#BF0127 @OberonsJ]

I got to cuddle a little bull terrier puppy who was super excited to be held and that's exactly what I needed this morning. 🌞❤

[Martian#BF0127 @OberonsJ]

Happy birthday to my favorite human. @Konmai573 ❤

[Martian#BF0127 @OberonsJ]

@bunsenbernerbmd If this doesn't become a thing, dogs and scientists everywhere will cry.

[Martian#BF0127 @OberonsJ]

@Konmai573 Mfw: my boyfriend is finally coming home after being gone a month

[Martian#BF0127 @OberonsJ]

"Omg your hair is different!"

Yeah... that happens every few months or so. Sometimes more often.

Can't stop. Won't stop.

[Martian#BF0127 @OberonsJ]

It says something about the state of #healthcare in this country that, with sharp pains, I was just thinking: "If I *am* dying right now, it makes more sense to just die and let my life insurance take care of my family than to hope my medical insurance covers my care..."

[Martian#BF0127 @OberonsJ]

@Konmai573 MK is magic...
Friendship is magic...
MK is friendship
I should break the spine, pelvis, and skull of each of my friends.

Got it.

[Martian#BF0127 @OberonsJ]

@Konmai573 You're telling me drow Jade decided to stop by her hairdresser before the mortal combat tournament?