Spicy Big Dad

retired from posting, new career in business.

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

Having a nice night with the neighbors cat as usual

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

Please rest assured that in the two and a half years since I stopped updating this thread, she continued to live a life of peace, safety, happiness, and comfort. She passed snuggled up in my arms and purring in our usual spot on the couch. Thanks for loving Sassy, everyone.

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

Attention span vs big feather

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

I guess I logged off pretty short after this post in the Sassy Thread, and I hate updating it under the circumstances. Sassy passed away on April 13, 2026, after a brief battle with bladder cancer. She was loved tremendously and I will miss her terribly for the rest of my life.

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

breaking my posting hiatus to say that starting today (11/1) and effective until whenever SNAP comes back, my band is donating 100% of profits from all merch sales online and at shows to the Oregon Food Bank https://t.co/433i0qYDTZ

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

I had an entire podcast about bad music dedicated to that song. None of you will ever understand the eons of forbidden wisdom I possess.

[EyeHateRadio @EyeHateRadio]

EPISODE ONE: "HOME"
https://t.co/qI2yyK4STa

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

I have dozens of posts like this. I am the most ahead-of-the-discourse, ahead-of-the-curve man who has ever lived. I am from the future. Honor me.

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

If you were to tell me that Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes were used to torture gitmo detainees I wouldn't hesitate to believe you

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

If Trump executes Elon and puts this website back to how it was before he took over I will start posting again

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

@tape My love of women overrides my desire to crush the owner of this website’s skull with my bare hands like a slightly overripe pumpkin. See you guys in a year.

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

Happy Birthday to Women

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

Just logging back in to say fuck you guys. Someone owes me some money. Okay bye

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

Well guys I think that’s probably it. See y’all if and when this gets fixed and if and when we meet again. I’ll put my contact info and other stuff in the linktree later

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

Time to get some takes off while the website is dying

[TROX @iamTROX]

I can't say I blame him one bit.

[EDGAR CULLEN @bailey_af]

anyone else notice that only people with zero riffs talk like this..

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

@tenderlilguy Me upon learning this is an option

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

You ever smoke on goop

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

@ulysses_la @stationagent @MattLech @willmenaker “Huge lead” is underselling it, he was polling against Trump with better numbers than Reagan had against Mondale

[Sam Blum @SamBlum3]

Shohei Ohtani hits No. 30. It was a very long home run.

He has 15 home runs in the month of June. He's been incredible.

5-1, Diamondbacks in the 6th.

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

Mike!!!! My God

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

The dudes entire page is just shit stolen from this one other artist lmao

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

A fun piece of drama I’m currently watching unfold is Tattoo Artist B following Tattoo Artist A on Instagram, and then when A goes to B’s profile finding that more than half of the tattoos B has ever done were stolen from A, who draws all his own stuff as totally custom one-offs