ObeseLobster

Surfing life one existential crisis at a time.

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@0x49fa98 Those sob story commercials about donating money to starving Africans, but it's donating money to deport foreigners instead.

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@HorrorCarnival Loved this movie, Dutch is essentially the "Apex Predator" of Humans in his profession. Then the tables get turned on him when a more dangerous "Predator" arrives.

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@daifubuki @Ahoworksco For me it's the Cheese Tortellini.

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@Ahoworksco Picked up a 7-11 Italian Sub last night on the way to work.

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@powdury On the positive side seeing those fatties got me on the treadmill.

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@WinkletonPerry ROUTINE, I beat it in 6hrs.

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@neevin Her heart when she takes one step:

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@MorrowindGOTY 1AM AM Radio for the most schizo radio shows.

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@_goddessofluck Same energy:

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@PippyM_ I see the resemblance.

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@beautyskillz Akiba Maid War

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@DissidentSoaps The next Great Depression will probly be lit.

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@facefuklibtards Truck of Peace has returned.

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@__0HOUR1_ Logical conclusion to the "Ship of Theseus" argument approaches.

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@Geiger_Capital Once again, you can tell the politics of a woman by the glasses she wears.

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@bethbourdon Go touch landmine.

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@mattyglesias https://t.co/vMQNDCZ8do nevar 4get.

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@LocalBateman Any friendlies in Cherno?

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@RespectElves Kid should transition to a treadmill.