You know it's sad that when you search up stuff about gaining weight it almost defaults to articles about losing weight. Getting fat should be the normal! Push this agenda!
Make sure that you're liking posts about food! That way more food shows up on you feed so you get hungrier and hungrier until you decide to stop scrolling and go get fat like the good little fatty I know you can be!
Your friend encourages you to get fatter and you say you don't want to so he takes your face, kisses you, and loudly burps into your mouth. You can taste his last meal on his breath as you mysteriously fatten up, wondering why you were ever apprehensive in the first place.
That’s it piggy, stop thinking.
It’s so much easier when you just eat. Listen to that inner pig and let your mouth do the work, I just know you’ll love the end result.