Jogoo LA Shamba™

it's these odes that got him laid—unknowingly.
he loved the thought of it, the thought of it loved him back—knowingly |📧 [email protected] |#JogooLAShamba🐓⚡

[Jogoo LA Shamba™ @ObiStoned]

“ GOD’S CHILD ” https://t.co/ldj0MLtspc

[Jogoo LA Shamba™ @ObiStoned]

Gospel music are a dope lullaby playlist.

Jehovah, take over.

What shall I render to you, for all these good that you do to me?

[Jogoo LA Shamba™ @ObiStoned]

Can smell Mombasa from here, but first, let's do Luanda.

Got some unfinished weedness to do there.

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Plucked some Yasmins, put 'em on her hair!! Awww!! They look so cute, still stuck, but dying out, expelling their scent like an ode to our budding love story.

I already decided I'm marrying this teenager!!

[Jogoo LA Shamba™ @ObiStoned]

I'm here checking if her tirries got Cancer! 😌

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Tbh, her ass too big for this booty short.
I need to man up and by her new fits!

[Jogoo LA Shamba™ @ObiStoned]

Checked myself on the mirror ... Took more than a moment before the words, "OKAY! ENOUGH NARCISSUS!" came off my mouf!!

[Jogoo LA Shamba™ @ObiStoned]

@_jephron Oa!! 😂

[Jogoo LA Shamba™ @ObiStoned]

You ever felt like peeing and wished you was so rich, you had a urine bag by your side!? Haha!

Oh! That's future me, when Cancer eventually catches up!

It's why I'll be here wishing I die young, coz ain't no way I'ma fulfill y'all non-smoker's fucked up paranoic analogies!

[Jogoo LA Shamba™ @ObiStoned]

Get you a Godfearing Bae.

When y'all fight, part ways for a stitch in time, she won't call on the niggas all over her phone, no!

She'll call unto God!!

[Jogoo LA Shamba™ @ObiStoned]

Okay, do you need consent with Bae, when she asleep? Mali si ni yako, ama? 😂

I'd really hate to appear in court, rn.

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"For a Sicilian, nothing happens out of context!"

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On this fullmoon, haha 😪 we almost broke up! I mean, that's what I thought, until I went back, nkiwa jing, to pick up my toothbrush and beard comb!!

Haha! God's good ...? And, all the time ...?

[Jogoo LA Shamba™ @ObiStoned]

My Bae's 19. Yexxx!!! 😎

[Jogoo LA Shamba™ @ObiStoned]

You thought it was a street fight,
Me najua jujitsu, nakuswitch! Hata uje na visu!!
Next nakuadmit hosi, after nimekuacha uki nose bleed!
Jua mtu, kabla you raise your fist!

Choose your battles, najua ulidhani me softie!
Ona sasa wanitafutia P3!
But, goodluck with that, snitch!!

[Jogoo LA Shamba™ @ObiStoned]

(In between her laps ...)

Kuna dwanzi alileta ufala,
Si brag vile nlimkuta ma foul!
Najua sai ananisaka!
Usijali, ka network, utanipata!

Street cred, juu ya vile me ni Gangster!
Sichukui ya mtu, nala jasho langu!
Ningekuacha bila mkia, vile ulimea horns!
Na ikue funzo kwako!

[Jogoo LA Shamba™ @ObiStoned]

Ukiniona tena, run for your fucking life!
Heshima utanipa, that's a must!
Siiti mbogi, so pia wewe, come pekee yako!
Let's end this, like Mafias!

Got a ring on my pinky,
Bend your knee and kiss it!
Singoji Kamiti, ntakuvalisha kamisi!
Ntakufuck up!! Mathako hata hatablame Mimi!!

[Jogoo LA Shamba™ @ObiStoned]

Ka wajua umelewa, usianze ushari! Utapigwa, urudishwe sober!!

[Jogoo LA Shamba™ @ObiStoned]

Some dude hapo jaba base tried to disrespect me. So, I taught him RESPECT! Like it's post to be!
Lost my shirt in that melee, though I'm sure his gums won't hold his teeth the same way they did.
Now my wrist hurt, & I ain't happy I shed his blood, like, I tried to talk him down.

[Jogoo LA Shamba™ @ObiStoned]

Haha!! Lemme roll back, read, get these bags through this inks. Masomo haiishi!! Where's Mankind, wajue I fucked school, now, I'm waiting for kids!!!

Nah! Nah!

I'm kidding!!
No sex till we legalize this thing.
I'm talking about weed.
We'd be better off na rings!

Kiss me ...

[Jogoo LA Shamba™ @ObiStoned]

This is me making Dad proud, and the internet mad asl!! She legal, though!🤗

[Jogoo LA Shamba™ @ObiStoned]

My Bae's 19. Yexxx!!! 😎