Oscar Pastry

“I hate this place.” - Ghandi (or someone else.)

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

What the hell am I doing even interacting with some of these people? Jesus. I must be fucking stupid.

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

They never should have fired Knoblauch. #LetsGoOilers

[NHL Rumour Report @NHLRumourReport]

Frank Seravalli: Re Oilers coaching: If not Bruce Cassidy, if not Mike Babcock, [Peter Laviolette's] already gone, prepare yourself for the possibility of Darryl Sutter; you're gonna have to get creative now if you're the Oilers - Frankly Hockey (6/10)

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

Knicks played like pure shit that quarter. #NBAFinals.

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

I honestly cannot recall the ball coddling the refs have done for any player in the #NBAFinals like they have coddled Wemby’s balls.

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

@deems097 @Lakers I wouldn’t be surprised if he went to GS. But I hope he goes to Cleveland so his career can end the same way it started. By not winning a Chip with the Cavs. 😂

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

You better fucking not @Lakers. #LakeShow

[Basketball Forever @bballforever_]

LeBron James and Rich Paul will approach the Lakers with a max contract request this offseason 💰

"LeBron and his agent, Rich Paul, are reportedly going to ask for the max from the Lakers and want to know how the Lakers plan to spend that money if they are offering less, which is really a complicated way of saying they want to know what the Lakers’ plans are.

It’s easy to imagine LeBron returning to the Lakers on something like a two-year, $50 million contract with a player option on the second year and a no-trade clause."

(via NBC Sports)

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

@deems097 @Lakers I just hope he walks mannnn.

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

Of all the actors who played #Superman who then fell off a horse and break his neck, it had to be Christopher Reeve and not Dean Cain. 🤨 #Supergirl

[Page Six @PageSix]

Former Superman Dean Cain, 59, blasted for ‘disgusting’ comment about ‘Supergirl’ newbie Milly Alcock, 26: ‘Shallow and cruel’ https://t.co/UxueVT7vx9

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

No offence to these young men. But I’m sure their style isn’t better. Just look at the hairstyles most of them are rocking. Like they just got back from Turkey.

[NHL @NHL]

Player fashion has certainly changed over the years 😅

Top #NHLDraft prospects give their takes on old outfits!

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

Reminder that the @NHLPA has no issue with Joel Quenneville being the coach of the Ducks. Even after he knew about Kyle Beach.

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

If #Oilers elect to continue down the path with Mike Babcock, sources say the #NHLPA is in receipt of “significant” additional claims from their own investigation with players that were not publicly reported in 2023.

Those claims were presented to #NHL prior to his resignation.

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

Damn it. Am I being forced to buy a #NintendoSwitch2? #LegendOfZelda #OcarinaOfTime

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

This was just fine. But at no point I thought it was its own thing. It could have been a sequel to the Donner films or Man of Steel.

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

.@cmcdavid97 #LetsGoOilers

[Sportsnet 590 The FAN @FAN590]

"I don't think there's anybody more committed to Edmonton than Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl... I expect the next contract to be a seven-year extension."

@Bob_Stauffer joins @Mattymar89 and @FutaMichael to discuss the ongoing conversation surrounding McDavid's future.

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

CTE is no joke kids. #FTTB

[𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙎𝙁𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙨 @TheSFNiners]

Brandon Aiyuk calls out the 49ers again..

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

#PorVida fans complained when this was called during the OKC series and it was SGA on his ass. Bet they think this was a good call now. (BTW: this is the correct call). #NBAFinals.

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Jalen Brunson did not agree with the call!

#NBAFinals

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

Mike Babcock wouldn’t be my number one guy for sure. (I don’t think they should have fired Knoblauch). All I want is a Stanley Cup. If he helps bring one, then it’s all good. #LetsGoOilers

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

“He met with Harrison Katz.”
#LetsGoOilers

[Oilers Now with Bob Stauffer @OilersNow]

"From ownership, to management, to the players, [Mike Babcock] is the selection for the Edmonton Oilers Hockey Club."

@Bob_Stauffer speaks on reports the @EdmontonOilers are interested in hiring Mike Babcock as their next head coach on Oilers Now.

📺:https://t.co/84zsgWlTzV

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[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

At this point, I’m really just “whatever.”

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

#LetsGoOilers

[CityNews Edmonton @CityNewsYEG]

The Edmonton Oilers are talking with the NHLPA about the potential hire of veteran coach Mike Babcock, sources confirmed to Sportsnet. https://t.co/Q32a67FvzU

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

He said he wasn’t taking blame and it was the brakes. But dude has been too loose on the track all weekend IMO. #MonacoGP #F1

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

Charles…. C’mon mannnnnn. 😑 #MonacoGP #F1

[Oscar Pastry @Obi_Two_Kenobi]

Charles…. C’mon mannnnnn. 😑 #MonacoGP #F1