Pat Bottoms

"I call again for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza and the return of the sausages"

British Prime Minister 2024

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The thing that just happened was awful. I'm outraged. I can't believe it.

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@fiago7 France are eating everyone up.

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@will87281 @MellonSdp6741 Tarmac has to cool everything down right?

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@fiago7 And how did they win the bid to host a World Cup?

I think the answer to both is probably something to do with oil money and large scale corruption...

Nothing else seems plausible.

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@BBCNews Don't we need military bases any more?
I thought the Defence Secretary warned of a *CHECKS NOTES* “a new era of threat” from Russia...

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@fiago7 Nah you're good, they need it a lot more than you.

You're already through... They had to win.

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Can't help thinking it's time to reintroduce bullying back into schools...
https://t.co/dKnIrfhJQn

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Really need a German goal to help out Scotland

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@PatrickChristys Labour will probably leave all the guns in the barracks as well.

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@BovrilG That's Carry On Abroad...
So you want the UK to look like abroad...
It's your lucky day.

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@DPJHodges Yeah! Hopefully FIFA will refer the German to the local police to see if they press charges and after the game the Ecuadorian player can write a poem about his feelings and everyone can do some positivity chanting and rub some moon crystals.

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@Britains_rights Blue-haired septum piercing tribe. Deport them to Gaza. Everything else would slowly even itself out.

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@FPL_Harry A graveyard for decent English midfielders...

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@prodnose The guys flung his head a the guys foot. If refs start giving every single bullshit foul the games done.

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@eurofounder That's not the reason they're racist though.

I think its the racist things they do and say.

Scotland's team would have been better for the gag.

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@PatrickChristys In a good way?

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Wow some stars in this advert ! Can’t remember the advert? From the 90s I guess ! #memory #nostalgia

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@mattletiss7 on current evidence... a lot more.

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@models_by_Russ I'm English, I want Scotland to get a result and go through to the knockouts. COME ON SCOTLAND!!! You bastards.

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@MattCas04807118 I like Scotland. Their politicians though...

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If you think Phil Foden or Cole Palmer would have made a difference last night...
You're probably also really excited about Andy Burnham.