Obispo

the crazy turtle prophet

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Chocolate flavoured biscuits? GO FEED YOUR RUBBISH DOG SOME MOULDY CHEESE SAUCE FOR ALL I CARE, YOU HORSERADISH-SMELLY DUMPLING FIENDS!!!

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CHICKEN AND DUMPLING SHOWERS!!! THE BETA FISH HAVE PROCREATED!!

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JELLY-FILLED DOUGHNUT WIPES! I TALKETH LIKE THISETH, THEREFORE GIVETH ME GREAT POWERS OF MIND-NUMBING SEWAGE!!

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YOUR ARE MONKIES!!! ALL OF YOU!! GO EAT SOME PIE!

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SQUEEZE YOUR TEMPLES AND PREY TO THE GOD OF SWOLLEN ANKLES FOR LONG-LASTING PAIN RELIEF! YOUR PITSTAINS COMMAND ALL!

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YOU SWINGING SACKS OF DIRT AND CHEESE! YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLASHING!! MAKE YOURSELVES TRANSPARENT AND DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!

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VAMPIRE BABIES HAVE INVADED RUSSIA! THE TOOTHBRUSH IS EMENENT! REPENT!

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SHED YOUR GREASY EYESHADOW AND SPORT BRUISES OF PURPLE! GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY THE BACTERIA IN YOUR BATHROOM SINK!

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FISHCAKES! FISHCAKES! YOUR OPTIMISM IS A LIE!! BEWARE THE ALMIGHTY SCREAMING MEATLOAF OF DOOM!! REMEMBER THE ALAMO!

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REPENT! Your happiness is soon to be depleted in a manner involving griddlecakes and other unspeakables! Hold your shrimp high and SING!!

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Gorge yourselves with self-cleaning socks and luxurious items of filth! Your knees shall detach themselves and aspire to tax collecting!

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BEHOLD! COME FORTH AND SHED YOUR FUZZY SLIPPERS AT MY FEET! YOUR INTREPIDNESS WILL LEAD TO CHRONIC NOSE-ITCH! REPENT! THE INTERNET IS NEAR!

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HOLY ANTELOPES! BETTA FISH WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE IN THE NEAR FUTURE!

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Your hostile feces will ruin all the buttons on the soda machine. EMPTY YOUR BOWELS AT THE SIGHT OF MY FLAPPY NECK-SKIN! IT COMMENDS YOU!

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HAIL! THE STAIRCASE SHINES UPON YOUR OIL-RIDDEN MEAT FACES OF GARBAGE AND MEAT! SCAMPER HAPPILY WHILE CHEWING ON YOUR OWN KNEECAPS!

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OBEY THE PEANUT-FLAVOURED JELLY DOOM BEANS!

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BOW DOWN IN TERROR OF MY HUNGRY BOWELS!!! SHOWER ME WITH TACOS AND SCREAM HALLELUJAH UNTIL YOUR EVERY ORIFACE BLEEDS SOUR MILK! ZIMBABWE!

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I see you are amazed at the superiority of my nostrils! Go dump yourself into a vat of boiling dookie and sing joyously for you are purple!

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BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY REPTILIAN ELBOWS, ALL YE UNWORTHY FISHSTICKS! BATHE YOURSELVES IN PASTA AND LISTEN TO TECHNO MUSIC!

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