Larry Butz, Attorney at Law

#KittenFisherPouncer | Father of @NunProsecutor and husband of @Midnightective | 46 and Pansexual

[Larry Butz, Attorney at Law @ObjectionFrenzy]

"so will women, unfortunately"

[• maya fey 🍡 @spiritmediumz]

men will literally kill ur sister

[Phoenix 🐦‍🔥 @_AceDefense]

there’s a bird on tiktok that wears a murder suppression hat and i think we could really benefit from something like that

i‘d put it on diego whenever white is around

[matteo @lunavichi_]

ace attorney

[Dani (said like DONNIE) @ read bio @radiantvillage]

Christmas was going well until the guy who gr00med me decided to follow one of my roleplay accounts.

Now I feel sick

I feel sick

Sorry if
@NunProsecutor
@MitamahMedium
@ObjectionFrenzy

Or any of my rp accounts

Go inactive

Please bear with me guys please I'm scared

[Larry Butz, Attorney at Law @ObjectionFrenzy]

@yappariyaharii "You two would get along! I mean, he likes me so hopefully he'll like you!"

[Larry Butz, Attorney at Law @ObjectionFrenzy]

@yappariyaharii "Ahlbi! His name is Ahlbi!"

[Larry Butz, Attorney at Law @ObjectionFrenzy]

@yappariyaharii "A cat? That's cool, me too! My husband has a dog and my grandson has a dog. Speaking of my grandson, he'd probably love you. He's like...the sweetest thing."

[Larry Butz, Attorney at Law @ObjectionFrenzy]

@yappariyaharii "It is. But I'm trying to be there for him! Actually, one of my cases that just recently passed had him as the defendant. Full acquittal. But...even after that trial, he refused to even look me in the eye. I wish I could just understand him better, ya know?"

[Larry Butz, Attorney at Law @ObjectionFrenzy]

@yappariyaharii "I didn't find out about him until recently?? Cuz I didn't stay with his mom for very long, ya know? And he's super convinced that I abandoned him. But! I didn't even know he existed, man! Honest! But he's so headstrong. He believes I did it on purpose!"

[Larry Butz, Attorney at Law @ObjectionFrenzy]

@yappariyaharii "Yeah, my son, Louis, is in his twenties and his son is 9. I guess we both had kids early.

And I've seen some weird shit too, man. But hey, if you see Lou sometime, make sure to let him know that you're someone else. Don't need him snipping at you like he does to me."

[Larry Butz, Attorney at Law @ObjectionFrenzy]

@yappariyaharii "Probably. I have a son, ya know? A grandson too. Maybe I'm just you from some alternate universe or something. Ya know, like in the movies."

[Larry Butz, Attorney at Law @ObjectionFrenzy]

@yappariyaharii "Well, I'm an attorney now! Passed the bar and everything! And a 'spirit medium'. Well, not really??? But I'm trying to be! And I draw sometimes. I still write children's books sometimes. More for fun, ya know. And I have a husband and I'd say I'm having a good life!"

[Larry Butz, Attorney at Law @ObjectionFrenzy]

@yappariyaharii "What am I up to? Like right now or with my life?"

[Larry Butz, Attorney at Law @ObjectionFrenzy]

@yappariyaharii "Hmmm. 46!"

[Larry Butz, Attorney at Law @ObjectionFrenzy]

@yappariyaharii "I dunno, why are you ME?"

Small pause

"Though maybe you're a younger me?"

[Larry Butz, Attorney at Law @ObjectionFrenzy]

"Lou lou's been so hostile lately. I wish we could just get along."

[Larry Butz, Attorney at Law @ObjectionFrenzy]

@NunProsecutor "That's not nice, Lou."

[Larry Butz, Attorney at Law @ObjectionFrenzy]

@SweetHawthorne "So am I!"

[Larry Butz, Attorney at Law @ObjectionFrenzy]

@SweetHawthorne

"Oh! Iris! It's been so long, hasn't it? How have you been?"