Oblong Robber

Hacker of news headlines and clichés. Wannabe DJ. Goofball dad. Once had a Twitter interaction with Amy Adams.

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I have two modes: Too busy and lazy AF.

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@nycfemm NEWS: North, East, West, South

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Until they can consistently block spammers, we have nothing to fear from AI

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Who’s a fictional military leader you’d follow into combat?

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Who's a fictional military leader you'd follow into combat?

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@cmclymer The Blue Checkmark gave him away.

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Y’all, Twitter still exists

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I go to Burning Man every year except it’s my uncle Terry’s house on Thanksgiving when he tries to deep fry a turducken while he’s 15 Busch Lights deep.

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@usedwigs

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@nycfemm JAIns

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Hope this tops Favrd

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I’m old enough to remember “Twitter.”

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The more profound the event, the more worthless the selfie.

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@brokemycoccyx Don’t ever answer a text from you again

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My inner editor demanded I triple-check the correct spelling of “tighty-whities.”

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@bitzydimbo I am in aww of your hmm

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@clapifyoulikeme Welcome!

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@raiselm @brokemycoccyx Yep! Spicy bread and butter

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@brokemycoccyx Our fridge is packed! C’mon over

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@steveolivas All kids in my neighborhood did this. But beer companies employed half of the population of Milwaukee back then, so there’s that.

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@Talk_To_The_Hat Max Headroom!

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@Talk_To_The_Hat Raising a minimus with respect. 🤙

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When my neighbor mows before I do, I suffer from FOMOwer.

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@katefeetie 11 p.m. Now where did I put my weight?

*looks under belly*