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University of Kentucky 2020 💙 I'd rather be hanging out with my cat

[darien @Obrien_Darien]

The little boy I nanny likes me to blow him kisses, but he’s still trying to get the whole talking thing down. So whenever he wants me to blow him a kiss he just shouts “Blow me! Blow me! Blow me!” Kids sure keep life interesting

[Sam J Cohn, MD @samjcohn]

I CANNOT TELL YOU LOUDLY ENOUGH, DO NOT LET A CHIROPRACTOR NEAR YOUR GODDAMN NECK.

This message brought to you by a neurologist who manages Cervical Artery Dissection and their resulting STROKE.

[ryan 🚩 @ryxnf]

my mum: who are you going out with?
me:

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

GIDDY UP GIDDY UP! & RIDE STRAIGHT OUTTA THIS FUCKING TOWN! GOODBYE

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

https://t.co/RayY1KAMXZ

[John Lewis @repjohnlewis]

I hope everyone had a safe holiday. I spent some of the break playing with my cats.

[G @3005bear]

Good morning! Here is a video of a baby otter plopping into the water to join his mama 😍

[darien @Obrien_Darien]

Damn who is doing this camera work

[eelton fa n acount @meleckle]

polite of a man

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

Atlanta Humane Society let puppies roam the Georgia Aquarium. This might be the best thing you watch today..

[Danielle ✨💗🧚🏻‍♀️ @Daniellee_Reiss]

Do people realize they can just buy a Brita instead of 100 cases of bottled water or ???

[Sabrina McDaniel @Sabrina_McDa]

All the major cruise lines are asking for bailouts from the U.S. Government.

Yet, Disney Cruises sails under the Bahamian flag ... Celebrity Cruises under Liberian/Maltese flags & Carnival Cruises under the Panamanian flag - all to avoid U.S. taxes & employment law

Just sayin'

[jc me rollin @jc_me_rollin_]

“Ate lunch in the bathroom everyday of highschool” #bachelornation I’m selling my yearbooks for $200 a pop, who wants the tea😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[darien @Obrien_Darien]

GLASS ANIMALS! I will sell a kidney to see them live. @Bonnaroo @GlassAnimals #BonnarooSweepstakes #ShareToEnter

[Bonnaroo @Bonnaroo]

Want tix to Roo? Tag @Bonnaroo & tweet or RT the lineup with BOTH the hashtags #BonnarooSweepstakes & #ShareToEnter for a chance to win 2 GA tickets + a car camping pass! + tell us who you're MOST excited to see
(By participating, you agree to the rules: https://t.co/c3FGB0ypdc)

[darien @Obrien_Darien]

At least 100 thousand people don’t know what The Onion is...

[ACLU @ACLU]

BREAKING: President Trump is the third president in our nation's history to be impeached.