Lynnette Joy Housky

When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime

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Take every headline with a pillar of salt.

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@davidfarrier I think you meant “huge”

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Love watching Picard S3 & all the greats coming back(@wilw ) but my heart stopped when seeing @akaWorf

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@timruss2 my Mom will be so excited! She’s a teacher, met you at a book reading of yours ❤️👍🏻

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@Jt82pdx I’ve heard house dress & house jacket, but pretty sure that’s the smoking jacket ala Hef

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Oy, Elon Musk: the only guy who's more Trump than Trump

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@AnneWheaton Thank you for everything! While I’ll never like Twitter, I’ll always appreciate your kindness.

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@AnneWheaton Hey, Anne, I’m turning 40 in November def getting the same 😐

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@rhysiedarby I’d love to watch out, but HBO Max is a wee expensive 😞

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I’m celebrating being a woman by watching what I want watch

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@davidfarrier No, but sounds like something I’d never be able to talk w/ my folks about

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Russia is that ex who says, “We’re cool “, then breaks into your apartment, robs you & sets the place on fire…then says it’s your fault.

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@CaytonHolland I’m just makin oatmeal scotchies & giving to neighbors. Saving the pasties for Sat night ❤️

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@davidfarrier it may seem silly, but #shortpoppies was the best way to make Americans love New Zealand

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If I hear “Boys will be boys” one more time…

For decades, well, centuries we have told women how to “not be attacked” instead of telling boys that attacking women isn’t ok.

While taser sales are up, morality is at an all-time low.

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@AndyKindler @nealbrennan Well, he’s tall, thin, and looks Jewish 😜

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@Brajon_Rondo @rhysiedarby I like him as I like John Cleese: admiration

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How good is #ShortPoppies? Well, I love @rhysiedarby and have watched it more than 50 times.

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Adele caught crap for being too curvy. Now she’s catching crap for being too thin?!?!?

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@rosiecd @rhysiedarby Ugh. I also still say “like” w/out a hint of irony. Stupid 90’s

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@rosiecd @rhysiedarby Also, hi Rosie! Miss talking to you like in The Alone Ranger days😁

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@rosiecd @rhysiedarby I know. I was being hyperbolic. Maybe 12x while turning friends on to it.