Adam Foulks

Just wanna do me and let you do you.

[Adam Foulks @ObscureMuffin1]

Actually kinda nervous for this course. #humanrelations101

[Adam Foulks @ObscureMuffin1]

Call your local college in the next five minutes to get a deal of a lifetime! Only 5 easy payments of 100,000 dollars plus interest!!!

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

A Jedi is full of surprises.

You never know what I'm hiding under these robes.

It's a secret.

I will tell you anyway.

It's a fanny pack.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

It's hard to take Kylo Ren seriously.

I still remember when he had potty training issues.

Wetting the bed is the path to the Dark Side.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

I taught Kylo Ren just like Yoda taught me:

By making him give me piggyback rides everywhere.

And that's why he turned to the Dark Side.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

It's not fair.

Hermit crabs get cool armor and awesome claws for pinching.

Hermit people just get sadness.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

I'll never forget when Obi-wan said those weren't the droids they were looking for.

He told a lie.

He's probably in hell now.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

I made a new imaginary friend.

We had a fight.

Now he won't speak to me.

I am really bad at this.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Why are they called "waves" anyway?

Is that what they're doing?

Waving?

I've never waved back.

Now I feel terrible.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

They should make a movie about these wars in the stars

It just needs a title

How about "Luke Has Lots of Friends and Isn't Lonely at All?"

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

I was counting on a resupply, @Charmin

You don't want to know what I've been using instead

OK, I'll tell you

Rocks

Pointy, jagged rocks

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

I threw a boomerang today.

It didn't come back.

Nothing ever comes back.

[Adam Foulks @ObscureMuffin1]

@KalistoWWE why are you such a little cock #elcocko

[Adam Foulks @ObscureMuffin1]

@LanaDelRey is that you at #WWETLC tonight?

[Adam Foulks @ObscureMuffin1]

@RusevBUL @LanaWWE #elsahair #lanadabitch

[Adam Foulks @ObscureMuffin1]

@WWEUniverse Sheamus is a mowcock #WWETLC #celticcock

[Adam Foulks @ObscureMuffin1]

@WWEUniverse @VivaDelRio Alberto Del Rio is a cock #WWETLC #DELRIOACOCK #TLC2015