Melanie E. Garcia ♈️

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[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

I know you're coming for the people like me, we all got wood and nails, and tongue-tied at hate factories @brandnewrock

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

I'm on the wrong side of heaven, and the righteous side of hell. @FFDP

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

Why do girls think that their purses are people too and need a chair all to itself?

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

Conformity. When everybody in class is on their phone and you decide not to be that person too, but unconsciously you start using it.

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

#hispanis #mexican #dubsmash https://t.co/B7nRSEq2sF

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

#dubsmash #funny #hispanic #mexican https://t.co/vXX2Em5Ho3

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

#dubsmash #dildo #comedy #funny https://t.co/1UKaSFSSMj

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

Uggs are not the essential footwear for this type of weather, ladies. Stop.

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

@meganisraddx33 what's your number?

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

@meganisraddx33 I'll tell them all the NICE things about you!!!

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

Do you ever read while thinking about something completely random and now have no clue what you just read? That's me, every time.

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

If I could relate to somebody I would say Carrie Heffernan, from King of Queens. She's a bitch, and I like her character.

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

I'm ready to move some trash cans to park my automobile with this snow storm coming. Shout out to those assholes! Amen!

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

My solitude, it makes me softer.
My suffering is not in vain.
My depression sings, how much longer.
-ColdWarKids

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

It seems like everybody has a best friend now a days and I'm all by myself...no surprise really.

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

Yes Mr.Liquor Store man, I am 18, and no I'm not Egyptian, I can only wish I was.

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

Female Dog. https://t.co/LY3r1DuITq

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

If anyone needs a best-friend I am available. I will definitely have the qualifications. Call me.

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

This customer was so high she started putting her purse to her ear to listen for voices that she was hearing.

[Melanie E. Garcia ♈️ @ObsequiousLove]

Figures that I'm the only person who would laugh at an old white man buying a hitler DVD.