Albert

enjoy the ramblings of my most recent obsession - Good Omens

[Albert @ObsessedAlbert]

About Anthony Janthony Crowley... I actually think the J stands for Jesus... I think crowley spent the eight years since the crucifixion m trying to find a way to honour his friend/ally and that’s the best way he found #GoodOmems #crowley #jesus @neilhimself @michaelsheen PROOF-

[Albert @ObsessedAlbert]

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[Albert @ObsessedAlbert]

bitches just be consuming content at a rapid and unsustainable pace.

it’s me. i’m bitches.

[Albert @ObsessedAlbert]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

what?

[Lemoneto @rtylenole]

idk how to caption this, but yea boi first tweet of the year 👀

#GoodOmens

[Albert @ObsessedAlbert]

an example?
the new credit card ad with taylor swift? there’s a scene where she puts the can of whip cream in her mouth and eats it in front of customers and i go “that’s unsanitary. she’s totally fired.” to which my aunt said “she’s taylor swift, she’ll be fine”

[Albert @ObsessedAlbert]

there is nothing more awkward than telling a joke to someone with a completely different sense of humor

[Albert @ObsessedAlbert]

@maartiinkaa so i liked lost when i first watched it with my family, but i rewatched it a while back and physically could not get past season 3 😂

[Albert @ObsessedAlbert]

@duckshaveears Celestial beings (when presenting as male) are homosexual, Susan

[Albert @ObsessedAlbert]

@GrayxLock @michaelsheen if he sees this i guarantee it’s going to be his new profile picture

[lemon 🍉 TEAM MYSTERY❓ @lemonjelloarts]

doing Frances McDormand’s job 😤

[Albert @ObsessedAlbert]

@michaelsheen @crowleycrepe i haven’t had a moment of rest since October 30th because now every day i’m just waiting to see what the next profile picture will be. normal? hidden secret? another nightmare? only time will tell....
(only joking - i thoroughly enjoy your antics. never change)

[michael sheen 💙 @michaelsheen]

#NewProfilePic c/o @crowleycrepe

[Albert @ObsessedAlbert]

this is so cute i could scream

[gemennair @gemennair_art]

I decided to post it asdfgh so here have some lineart update for part 3 ❤

#goodomens #ineffablehusbands

[selene @teracottaheart]

ladies, if he:
-loves his wife
-is a little fat girl
-said no u know like a liar
-is a tall child
-needs to get some rest
-has feminine hips
-a proud asian american woman
-has the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair

report him to the police immediately he killed princess diana

[Britt* ✨ @buckyboltz]

Retweet this if you feel as if Good Omens has changed your life significantly.

[Albert @ObsessedAlbert]

@Monica90s @michaelsheen please do. they’re about to buckle under the weight of my sins anyway.

[Albert @ObsessedAlbert]

@Jamiebower prescription - put pjs in the dryer, shower, change into now warm clothes, get green tea, a good book (i recommend good omens for a solid cheer-up), and play classical music. read. relax. breathe.
repeat as needed
feel better:)

[Albert @ObsessedAlbert]

Unpopular opinion - Crowley is a Raveclaw NOT a Slytherin, because even though he’s a snake, what sets him apart is his creativity, wit, competitiveness, and acceptance of the unknown.
@GoodOmensPrime @neilhimself @michaelsheen #GoodOmens #Crowley #Ravenclaw

[Albert @ObsessedAlbert]

@michaelsheen jesus christ michael give us time to breathe😂