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This is my story I am a Living Dead Guy just trying to get by… || Literate RPer || Seeker of Long SLs ||

[pls help me @ObsessiveSorrow]

“STOP CONFUSING ME WITH YOUR FUCKED UP EXCUSE OF THE WRITTEN WORD.
YOU ARE NOT AESTHETIC YOU ARE PAINFUL…

Sorry, I almost lost my temper there… How monstrous of me.”

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When Ezra says she likes immortality.

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When parental duties are spoken.

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“I NEED A HERO.”

Slams hands on the table.

“IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT.”

Slides everything off the table and screams.

“I NEED A HEROOO”

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“I AM A FATHER?!”

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“If you want something terrifying, ya should try immortality.”

Dramatically one eighties to press my palms to a table and glare at the nearby wall before announcing dramatically.

“IT. IS. HELL.”

[Ezra. @Hematomaniac]

I want something sweet. Something terrifying.

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“HI THERE”

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“Are made of these.”

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“Me on a first date.”

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“I’m not obsessive. I’m attentive.”

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“It’s what Daddy D does.”

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“Just going to school, got some homework.

Like if ya wanna flex on these scrubs, just become a vampire and attend school.

These idiots actually gotta revise, I, on the other hand (Daddy Eddy) have been attending school for like a hundred years boiiiii”

[𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮 @UNENDINGFAE]

((I just wanna make a cullen clan gc to bully an Edward 😌😌

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“Thank you.”

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“Creepy Eddy is making a move on Alice… Shhhhhhhh”

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Me @ Alice.

[Dr Hannibal Lecter. @EatingMyMurders]

||> If anyone wishes to write a RP or SL feel free to DM me, DMs are always open.

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@CrownedParadox

[pls help me @ObsessiveSorrow]

@CrownedParadox

[pls help me @ObsessiveSorrow]

@CrownedParadox