Obumneme Nwankwo

Trying to live life by the Manifesto.

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

I was grabbing food from the fridge the other night and I closed the door with my hips. I stood there and paused for 25 secs in deep thought 😂

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

Let’s settle this debate.

Atlanta or Houston, better city, GO!

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

@HiAmburrJai_ Aye they was tapped in for them accents. I’m a go watch it again too. I need to study more. What was your favorite scene? Spoiler talk!

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

If I walk into one more establishment, restaurant or hallway and hear “Aaron Pierre that’s Mustafaa” I’m a start doing the worm on the floor.

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

They say God makes no mistakes and I believe that. But in the unedited Bible, before the KJV it states that God made only one mistake and that was creating Libras 👀

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

Man that ain’t me 🤣🤣🤣

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

So, there I was minding my own business and then boom Inflation pulled up

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

That moment your lil evening nap last until midnight and now you’re confused 😭

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

@HiAmburrJai_ @AppleTV @Tubi A yeahheeyeahhhheee!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

To every girl that I’ve dated and has an article of clothing that’s mine and without my consent…
You better count your MF’ing days and lawyer the fuck up!!! I’LL SEE YOU IN SMALL CLAIMS COURT.

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

@BabyyyAja Someone give her a mic she’s speaking facts 😅🙌🏾

[BLH @_RareDefined]

Bring back $800 rent, $2 gas, affordable groceries, lower interest rates, 150K homes and increase wages and salaries.

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

I really want to know who was fighting SUPERMAN one day and figured out a green rock was his weakness?

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

Takes edible*

Me: This Edible ain’t shit.

Edible knocking on my mind*

The Edible: Sorry, I’m late. You ready? Because tonight, we bout to get fuck’d up…

Shares location with friends*

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

This is how I feel about food I’m not suppose to eat. Especially on cheat day! 🍕🍔🌮🍨🍷🍸🥤 #MichaelJackson #food

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

The corona virus was put into place to slow down Hot Girl Summer. It was a powerful nationwide movement and expected to be a global phenomenon this year. Ladies they’re tryna stop yo bag and your summer alter ego.

#Coronavirustruth #coronavirus #hotgirlsummer

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

I want to learn how to play chess. Can someone teach me?

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

@LelaFierce Lol hey it’s the truth though. I ain’t letting there thoughts take me down

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

The power of the tongue is real. Whenever I’m with my friends and we end up in a near death experience snd they say dang we almost died. I always say “Somebody gotta live to tell the story and that’s gonna be me.”

[Obumneme Nwankwo @ObumvsBoom]

Sometimes when I’m in bed, I’ll turn my tv on grab my phone and watch YouTube videos, laugh and rub my feet together